She Scores!
09 Feb 2010 15 Comments
in Celebrity, Culture, Downtown Eastside, Entertainment, Humour, Lolebrity, Lush Life, Swag, horror, humor, lol, shopping
Not only is she PRETTY sure she saw Colin Freaking Firth down in Gastown today, but she got all her paid blogging done by 10am, she got invited on a Bobwheeling ride-along, AND she picked up all of the following for a grand total of less than $30:
- DVD of Frankenstein’s Daughter
starring Donald Murphy, Felix Locher, and Sandra Knight
- DVD of The Bat
- DVD of CARNIVAL OF FREAKIN’ SOULS, PEOPLE
- DVD of The House on Haunted Hill
- DVD of The Ice Harvest
- When the hell did I switch to the first person, anyway? Being up in the daytime has COMPLETELY discombobulated me.
- A lovely pink lacy cardigan that covers mah butt.
- A lovely ombre baby blue cardigan that, again, covers mah butt.
UPDATE: I forgot to mention the beautiful blue/grey houndstooth hipster sombrero and the $80 wrestling boots I picked up at the DemiCouture sale at W2 on Sunday. But I DID! The wrestling boots are black Reeboks, which will wear out in no time but are cushy as the road to Hell in the meantime, and being black ankle boots make me feel like Batgirl every time I put them on. And the two of them together cost me $15. YES, you SHOULD hire me to do your shopping. 10% of gross and I’m yours.
And as I was rooting through the rather random assortment of DVDs there and passing up some awesome films like A History of Violence
Hugh Jackman is missing something
Feb 09, 2010 @ 18:18:17
If you like John Cusack, make sure to check out the 2012 facebook page :) http://bit.ly/kBzNs
Feb 09, 2010 @ 18:31:53
I will. Can’t wait for Hot Tub Time Machine. And did you know on Twitter he’s @Shockozulu?
Feb 09, 2010 @ 18:43:44
Loved this bit, “…more interesting Van Helsing which isn’t actually an interesting movie unless you’re fascinated by the optical illusion of the cross-stitch on Kate Beckinsale’s bodice (are those nipples or are they…?)…”
Feb 09, 2010 @ 19:23:44
I guess you saw that movie, eh? Or will shortly?
Feb 09, 2010 @ 19:52:37
“10% of gross and I’m yours.”
Sounds like your standards have gone up. It used to be you’d date anybody under the 60% gross mark.
Guess I’m going to have to get myself grossified 11%, just to keep things cordial.
Feb 09, 2010 @ 20:26:18
Sure, sure. The sad fact is your wife gets a writeoff on her taxes every year for just taking you off the market. Yay, social engineering.
Feb 09, 2010 @ 21:02:16
Was it good for you? LMAO!
Feb 09, 2010 @ 21:21:18
There’s a Wonderwoman/Invisible Man/Superman joke in there somewhere. (Who is Mah Butt?)
Feb 10, 2010 @ 05:04:23
I can’t possibbly take this blog seriously until I see the author in a bikini with Hugh Jackman. Does Hugh know that you want to cheat on him with Tony Blair?
Feb 10, 2010 @ 09:07:07
Mah Butt is a Canadian superhero, famous in certain circles for its magical mesmerizing power.
Hugh will take what he can get, he’s an Aussie; he’s not proud.
Feb 10, 2010 @ 13:37:05
@Raincoaster:
The tax writeoff is because by taking me off the market she finally put an end to the continual duelling between women wanting to marry me, reducing hospital costs and insurance claims.
@angelnstar:
Be warned. Only one known picture of RC in bathing wear exists, and it’s kept in a lead box at the federal Prisons department.
Being shown the picture has replaced the death penalty in this country. However, it’s controversial, coming as it does under the “cruel and unusual punishment” statutes.
Feb 10, 2010 @ 14:58:25
Once again an Aussie shows why we really are on top, not down under – - -
Feb 10, 2010 @ 16:20:42
No…Invizibul Beadden under there. Mmmm Mmmm ;)
Feb 10, 2010 @ 20:45:53
Metro: I see you’ve hired a PR to ghost-comment for you. She’s doing an admirable job. You should buy her the soft food instead of kibble this week.
Archie, if he got that close to me I’d make SURE he went down under, trust me.
Beadden, take a number.
Feb 10, 2010 @ 22:56:44
@rain–
When was the last time you saw Mah Butt? Do you ever talk to or compliment Mah Butt? Or do you just smack Mah Butt around? Since Mah Butt’s not here, we prolly shouldn’t be talking about Mah Butt.
etc., etc., etc.