The Elder Gods vs the Great Old Ones: what really went down
23 Feb 2010 9 Comments
in Books, Christianity, Cthulhu, Humour, Religion, Squid, Weird, horror, humor, meme, photography
It all started out so innocently. Great Cthulhu‘s pal Yoggi had recommended a great new book that he’d discovered at Comic-Con. When Great Cthulhu heard the intriguing title
That was just the start. What followed was more than mortal mind could bear; the diabolically warring pantheons, pitted against one another to the death in an unholy war whose fury warped the very fabric of space and time, fought and tore, destroying universes uncounted in their savage thirst for victory. Finally, there were only two left. What happened then remains an unspeakable secret to this day…or does it?
An ancient representation purported to be an actual, contemporaneous image of the final confrontation has surfaced. Make of it what you will, but in the name of all that is holy, do NOT stare at it directly. Use a handy mirror or goggles to protect yourself from the annihilating horror of the eldritch image you are about to view.
Feb 23, 2010 @ 17:25:27
Ridiculous. Everybody knows Great Cthulhu won’t come out for a hot dog. He wants souls, tasty tasty souls.
So clearly he’s pulling a nasty trick. Looking all innocent like that. That God dude never was very quick.
Feb 23, 2010 @ 17:37:08
Have you never had a cheese-stuffed hotdog? Then you’ve never lived. Surely god told him that the hotdog was stuffed with the souls of innocents, which is why Great Cthulhu slavers and hungers helplessly for the proffered feast.
Feb 25, 2010 @ 00:20:29
ZOMG! We both had squid porn on the same day.
“….. responses from esthetes told disturbing tale. From February 28 to April 2 a large proportion of them had dreamed very bizarre things, the intensity of the dreams being immeasurably the stronger during the period of the sculptor’s delirium.”
I shall probably not sleep for several weeks!
Feb 25, 2010 @ 02:22:57
Seriously: any earthquakes in the South Pacific recently?
Feb 25, 2010 @ 04:14:02
There have been submarine earthquakes to the North West of Western Australia. I am currently living in the Pilbara region of Western Australia – in the Great Sandy Desert – I suggest you read the letter in chapter V of The Shadow out of Time. There may be more than I thought in my own poor tale.
Feb 25, 2010 @ 04:29:47
YOu haven’t had any unexplained losses of memory, or weird incidents where you start trying to communicate by clicking your fingers?
Feb 25, 2010 @ 04:32:45
Ummm – Pardon?
What were we talking about?
Feb 25, 2010 @ 04:49:37
AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH – It lives!!
Feb 25, 2010 @ 05:31:01
I never saw you before in my life.