Fairy Photo: Proof of Skeletal Undead Fairies!

skeletal fairies torturing a cranefly

Once again, this blog is on the very forefront of fairy science as we reveal this shocking photo evidence that, as alluded to in the Victorian document known as “Peter Pan,” fairies are not only quite real (which the cognoscenti have known all along) but can actually die! This photo makes explicit what the timid author Barrie dared not even hint: that they can return to a hideous kind of animation after death, becoming zombie or skeleton fairies, consumed by malevolence and driven neither by hunger nor thirst, but only by the relentless, perverted need to kill, and kill again.

O cursed is the world that contains such abominations! Undead skeletal fairies, roaming the forest in search of innocent victims to torture! What unspeakable evil could have dreamed such perversion? Who can be behind this eldritch and unnameable madness?

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Meerkat Mafia

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24 thoughts on “Fairy Photo: Proof of Skeletal Undead Fairies!

  1. The fairies do not like all this publicity. You are on their list. They know where you live.

  2. rebecka says:

    Those could have been clay moldels. I still think that fairys are little make believe characters in stories that ittle kids believe in. Sorry but I just dont believe it.

  3. raincoaster says:

    “Those could have been clay moldels.”

    Substantiate that claim? Can YOU spin clay this fine? Can you make hollow rib cages with it? Try.

    Don’t waste my time unless you’ve got PROOF! Like a photo, obviously!

  4. raincoaster says:

    Archie, the fairies and me go way back. It’s the meerkats that scare me.

  5. TaleTellerin says:

    I used to wish that all insects and spiders had been replaced with tiny flying mice. By God or whoever else is responsible for all those tiny things with too many legs. But now that I read this… do you think spiders eat zombie fairies?

  6. raincoaster says:

    I think it’s a war to the death. And probably an AWESOME zombie movie!

  7. atomicgator says:

    Very cool, very funny. My first time over here, I like it a lot, great stuff.

    ~Rich
    fellow blogger

  8. azahar says:

    Gosh those meerkats are cute!

    Unlike the fairies (why have they got such HUGE jaws?)

  9. Bunk Strutts says:

    The photo is from the 1982 documentary “Fairies of War.” Due to copyright violations, there’s no trailer on the Utoobage, and that’s unfortunate.

  10. raincoaster says:

    What would we do without you, Bunk?

  11. TaleTellerin says:

    A very awesome zombie movie! Indeed! Heh.

  12. Bunk Strutts says:

    rain– Without me, people would get up earlier. I give folks a reason to wake up at the crack of noon.

  13. raincoaster says:

    Then explain why I slept in till 7pm tonight.

  14. Bunk Strutts says:

    rain– It’s due to the time change. Gotta set your clocks 5 hours ahead before you go to bed on May 30, otherwise you wake up at 7pm on the 31st. Maybe this’ll explain it better:

  15. raincoaster says:

    Maybe it will, but I’ve got some sort of computer error that won’t let me watch videos either. Ran three different virus scans last night.

  16. Bunk Strutts says:

    Try the straight feed instead:

  17. raincoaster says:

    Thanks. I sure hope I get this thing fixed, whatever it is.

  18. raincoaster says:

    Thanks. Hope I get this fixed. Every time I try to go to YouTube.com I get

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  19. Meerkats with guns. We are so screwed.
    Great post. Where do you get this stuff??
    Haha fairybones.

    Enjoy your day.
    C.

  20. vladzhirnov says:

    In a parallel universe, fairies exist, and are even sapient. So yes, FAIRIES are REAL.

  21. social marketing says:

    very well put together by raincoaster.I don’t think they need any <a href="www.fanbombs.com"social marketing for this blog,what do you think guys?

  22. social marketing says:

    very well put together by raincoaster.I don’t think they need any <a href="www.fanbombs.com"social marketing for this blog,what do you think guys?

  23. raincoaster says:

    You know, it is fucking incompetents like you that are giving social media a bad name.

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