Well, now that Ariel has nearly completed her downfall and is drying up in rehab (yet again), I think the time is right for a little flashback to when it all started to go wrong. Once upon a time it was cokeups and muscleheads, alive, alive-o, and now it’s nothing but orange jumpsuits, enforced Yanni listening sessions and yoga, and the smell of cheap regret.
Those? Those were the days, my friend.

See, this one is a clever one and it won me over.. I guess I will lurk around here some more.. Seriously, what a waste, right?! Can’t help but feel sorry for the girl. Good collage work Sir, this picture is definitely worth more than her wasted life..
[...] Mean Disney Girls just a bunch of drama queens (raincoaster) Rihanna is disoriented, hideous (Ayyyy) Reznorvision coming soon to your screens? (AgentBedhead) The Face of Kotex! (BusyBeeBlogger) Some people will do ANYTHING to impress Sandra Bullock’s castoffs (CeleBitchy) Spot the cyborgs among us! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery) Violent repeat felon seeks custodianship of Lindsay Lohan (CelebDirtyLaundry) Michael Bolton, it is FAR too late for respect! (CelebritySmack) Gaga a Go-Go (CityRag) Naomi Campbell’s feet are HUGE (CojoStyle) Yes, everyone but me DOES have a book deal (DailyStab) Macaroni Rascals (DListed) A foursome isn’t just for golfing and bridge? (EvilBeet) Sly, stylin’ (GabbyBabble) Brigitte Nielson is looking younger (GoFugYourself) Get your Bieber Babies! (HaveUHeard) Michael Bolton is the Rodney Dangerfield of show pony has-beens (INeedMyFix) Catching up with Bristol Palin’s favorite show (IBBB) Oh holy Jeebus, even Hilary Duff has a book deal (JustJared) This will be some actress’s lowest career point (MovieLine) Baby Buble (PerezHilton) B from the block (PinkIsTheNewBlog) Backney! (PoorBritney) The Mysteries of Minnelli (PopBytes) Jon’s got a Ham in his pants (SeriouslyOMG) [...]
I can’t take credit for the image, I just got it off someone on Tumblr who got it from someone on Facebook. But yeah, scary.
BTW not a “sir” either.
[...] Mean Disney Girls just a bunch of drama queens (raincoaster) The Beatles, Captured! (Lolebrity) Rihanna is disoriented, hideous (Ayyyy) Reznorvision coming soon to your screens? (AgentBedhead) The Face of Kotex! (BusyBeeBlogger) Some people will do ANYTHING to impress Sandra Bullock’s castoffs (CeleBitchy) Spot the cyborgs among us! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery) Violent repeat felon seeks custodianship of Lindsay Lohan (CelebDirtyLaundry) Michael Bolton, it is FAR too late for respect! (CelebritySmack) Gaga a Go-Go (CityRag) Naomi Campbell’s feet are HUGE (CojoStyle) Yes, everyone but me DOES have a book deal (DailyStab) Macaroni Rascals (DListed) A foursome isn’t just for golfing and bridge? (EvilBeet) Sly, stylin’ (GabbyBabble) Brigitte Nielson is looking younger (GoFugYourself) Get your Bieber Babies! (HaveUHeard) Michael Bolton is the Rodney Dangerfield of show pony has-beens (INeedMyFix) Catching up with Bristol Palin’s favorite show (IBBB) Oh holy Jeebus, even Hilary Duff has a book deal (JustJared) This will be some actress’s lowest career point (MovieLine) Baby Buble (PerezHilton) B from the block (PinkIsTheNewBlog) Backney! (PoorBritney) The Mysteries of Minnelli (PopBytes) Jon’s got a Ham in his pants (SeriouslyOMG) [...]
Great video, ma’am.
Thank you. I don’t know why I didn’t post this a couple of months ago when I first saw it, but it’s high time I did.
Hey! I made that! Spread it around!