Chair Dancing with the Has-Beens: GET ME CLORIS LEACHMAN ON THE PHONE THIS INSTANT
Ladies and Gentlemen, the fine, and near-forgotten, art of Chair Dancing, is sadly overlooked in the realm of vicarious pleasures deemed suitable for reality television. Crocheting with the Has-Beens? Sure. Chair Dancing with the Hotties from the Office Upstairs That You’re Not Sure What They Do But It Must Be Software, They’re All So Young? Not a chance.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a damn shame. Because, in an Orwellian world, chairdancing is freedom. They can take away our Aeron Chairs
It’s come so far! Remember the video that started the craze, way back in the last century2004?
NEVER FORGET!!!
Why are they all wearing trainers to chair dance?
They are TRAINED athletes!
[...] Chairdancing With The Hotties (raincoaster) Bobby Trendy, Big Mouth (Ayyyy) Johnny Depp-O-Rama (Lolebrity) Lindsay Lohan’s badass, coke-seeing escape attempt (CelebrityBeehive) Heather Graham has swimmer’s ear (AgentBedhead) David Arquette mistakes Howard Stern for Oprah Winfrey (AmyGrindhouse) Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!! (BusyBeeBlogger) Suddenly, there’s not a dry seat in the house! (CeleBitchy) The end days are upon us: even men hate Jennifer Aniston now (CelebDirtyLaundry) Bad Panda! (DListed) That’s a whole LOTTA tablecloth, Keira (GoFugYourself) Taylor Swift is still an angsty teen (HaveUHeard) Raisin on board! (INeedMyFix) Perez Hilton, nice guy? (PerezHilton) Does Britney Spears have a crush on George Stephanopoulos (PoorBritney) Michael J. Fox goes back to Back to the Future! (SeriouslyOMG) Adam Sandler makes a lousy lesbian (ASL) [...]
[...] Chairdancing With The Hotties (raincoaster) Bobby Trendy, Big Mouth (Ayyyy) Johnny Depp-O-Rama (Lolebrity) Lindsay Lohan’s badass, coke-seeing escape attempt (CelebrityBeehive) Heather Graham has swimmer’s ear (AgentBedhead) David Arquette mistakes Howard Stern for Oprah Winfrey (AmyGrindhouse) Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!! (BusyBeeBlogger) Suddenly, there’s not a dry seat in the house! (CeleBitchy) The end days are upon us: even men hate Jennifer Aniston now (CelebDirtyLaundry) Bad Panda! (DListed) That’s a whole LOTTA tablecloth, Keira (GoFugYourself) Taylor Swift is still an angsty teen (HaveUHeard) Raisin on board! (INeedMyFix) Perez Hilton, nice guy? (PerezHilton) Does Britney Spears have a crush on George Stephanopoulos (PoorBritney) Michael J. Fox goes back to Back to the Future! (SeriouslyOMG) Adam Sandler makes a lousy lesbian (ASL) [...]
Looks more like they have to urinate desperately but don’t want to miss the end of the TV show . . .
WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR MILD LUMBAR PAIN.
Seems more like an opiate for the masses of cellulite hanging over the sides – wait, that’s me . . .
And me, sadly. God, the one thing about public speaking is, when the pictures show up it tells instantly who’s been going to the gym and who hasn’t. Unmarketing? You could bounce quarters off his pecs.
Actually, that would be a fun party game.