Yes. Yes, it is. Have you heard the tale of the fugitive Bronx Zoo cobra? It just got a whole lot more interesting.
Bronx Zoo cobra, you are the perfect hero for our times. Crawl strong, crawl free!

Yes. Yes, it is. Have you heard the tale of the fugitive Bronx Zoo cobra? It just got a whole lot more interesting.
Bronx Zoo cobra, you are the perfect hero for our times. Crawl strong, crawl free!

Awesome, thanks!
If only everyone on Twitter were as interesting as this imaginary cobra.
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A mere 13 hours, 32 tweets, and he has 22 thousand followers while only following The Zoo? King indeed. I hear Bronx Zoo’s Lion is trashing him all over facebook….(says he has no ass and a ridiculous tattoo of a person he got while he was in lock-up, like he’s ever going to get a job now, and that he was basically the python’s bitch, which I don’t know if I believe…I mean one byte and it would be “bu- bython.”) Go Coby!
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Well, he HAS no ass, it’s true. But it’s a well-known fact that lions are undersexed, neurasthenic Woody Allen characters who need to get out more.
Like COBY!!!
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