This right here? This is the streams crossing. This is the polarity reversing back on itself and swallowing its own tail. This, my friends and stalkers, is the moment for which the celebrity-internet culture was made. Even if it did mortify one of them into deleting his Twitter account (after tweeting a no-doubt-heartfelt “Awkward!“).
This is a picture of fresh-faced ingenue Emma Watson and her perky gay pornalike, Cameron Adams, who played Himmione Grainghim in the extremely NSFchirruns Whorry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls.
SFW no, but amusing, yes. Yes, yes, YES!
From commenter JamesFromCambridge comes this positively magical trailer.
And I’m spent! If you’re not, toddle over to that comments section on Gawker for the biggest damn roundup of filthy Potter puns this side of Repressed Housewife Fanficdom!
Or you could just click past the jump and read some more gossip, if you’ve got the endurance! Once more into the breeches!
Oh wait…that didn’t come out right.
And on that note, here are our impeccably clean gossip links:
Dance, little Eastern European Hipster, Dance! (raincoaster)
Bullfighting, Canadian-Style! (Ayyyy)
At long last, something tasteful in the Trump Empire! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Betty White, cocktease, heartbreaker (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Charlie Sheen sure knows how to enrage people (EarSucker)
It’s Mermaid vs Mermaid in the Celebrity Smackdown of the Cthulhusphere! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Selina Gomez/Justin Bieber wedding video! (HaveUHeard)
This new kid is coming up fast. I see a movie plot: All About Biebs? (HollywoodHiccups)
Olivia Wilde must be awful low-maintenance (INeedMyFix)
Becks and a babe (Swoonworthy)
Smells like…Christina Aguilera? (TheSkinny)
Ke$ha makes Tara Reid look like Audrey Hepburn (TheSkinnyChic)