What do you get when you take two actors currently starring in The Importance of Being Earnest and give them transcripts from the Jersey Shore and instructions to stay in character?
This:
via EmilyGracey
and part two:
Really? With TAMPONS???
and part three:
and part four:
Seriously, what IS it about grilled cheese that makes people like this?
and five:
You’re welcome.

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[...] The Importance of Being Guido: in which transcripts from the Jersey Shore are read in the style of O… (raincoaster) [...]
[...] The Importance of Being Guido: in which transcripts from the Jersey Shore are read in the style of O…(raincoaster) [...]
That was hilarious! I’ve never watched Jersey Shore, but I have seen a trailer, which was bad enough to make the eyes water. Unfortunately, the TV bods in the UK just had to go and make their own version. it’s called Geordie Shore (natch). I think it aired on MTV. The natives of Newcastle are shaking their heads in sorrow and shame.
I heard of this Georgie Shore thing. Painful. Toronto had its own version, which apparently collapsed of un-ironic mortification shortly after launch, because let’s face it: it’s un-Torontonian to consider yourself fabulous.
Our lads play rugby, which means they sometimes play against the toffs from the independent schools. Some of the toffs they played recently sounded remarkably like this: delivering post-modern phraseology with old-fashioned, up-market accents. :D
I must confess, I love a toff accent. It’s one reason I’m fond of BoJo; certainly it’s not his politics! Have you seen this video?
This was amazing – I have never seen the show, but have heard of it. Very well done, best thing I have watched all week.
*English Degree bursting into flames behind her*
This is maybe the best use of Jersey Shore ever. Whodathunk gold like this could come from those guidos?
[...] out of the formerly-lucrative blackmail market. In a world currently enduring its sixth season of Jersey Shore, there is no market for shame [...]