In the current state of affairs, there is obviously one question and one question only that must be on the minds of all the most intelligent citizens of the world, be they in Ponape or Rhode Island.
Or even Cupertino.
If, indeed, Steve Jobs is/was/will be the unspeakable Elder God Cthulhu, what’s his next move?
At last, we have our answer. And it is GLORIOUS!
From Gawker commenter Sugarfly McQueen:
His earthly techno-geek duties finally at an end, He’s been called to fulfill a greater purpose: destroying Thomas Kinkade pictures from the inside out.
Somewhere, Steve is chuckling. And rolling up his sleeves.