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Quiz: Star Trek Character or Erectile Dysfunction Pill?
May 18
60's, Culture, Entertainment, Science, Science Fiction, Sex, Star Trek, Weird, Zeta Males, drugs, tasteless, television 7 Comments
We will refrain, for lo we are way tactful, bychez, from pointing out that the nomenclatural congruity here is somewhat … what? Ironic? Perfect? Obvious? Well, actually, some Star Trek characters themselves function as erectile dysfunction medications, if you believe some of my friends, and I wouldn’t, particularly late on a dark and stormy Friday [...]
The Sad Man’s Kama Sutra
Feb 11
Allegory, Culture, Humour, Porn, Sex, Singles, Weird, Zeta Males, animals, cats, geek, gender, humor, lolcats, mashups, meme, sad, tasteless 11 Comments
Remember Garfield Without Garfield? Well, the premise is fundamentally wrong. This actually is sadder with the cat. The saddest thing is, of course, the likelihood that this chart represents the culminating physical pleasures of this poor Zeta Male’s life.
Octopus Sex Man Gets Off
Jul 20
Allegory, Art, Crime, Cthulhu, Culture, Dating, Humour, Porn, Sex, Squid, Weird, Zeta Males, animals, fetish, gross, horror, humor, octopus, sad 24 Comments
How’s THAT for a title? Yes, Rodney Scott McLagan of Hobart, Australia, hereinafter and for the rest of his natural life at the very least known as Octopus Sex Man, has been released from custody with a $1500 fine and a suspended four-month sentence for possessing 31,000 images of pony, snake, dog, tiger and octopus [...]
the Blogosphere works in mysterious ways
Jul 08
Blogging, Generation X, Humour, Lush Life, Operation Global Media Domination, Work, Zeta Males, computers, humor, lingerie, raincoaster, raincoaster media group 14 Comments
Indeed, no sooner had I cried to the heavens with wailing and the rending of garments (well, they were slightly torn already, but surely that counts? Like, God wouldn’t be picky about placement in linear time, would he? Ya think a deity doesn’t have better things to do than fart around with continuity details? Puh-leez!) [...]
The Solution for the Zeta Male Dilemma
May 28
Dating, Humour, Singles, Weird, Wordpress, Work, Zeta Males, capitalism, geek, gender, humor, sad 30 Comments
Or is that “The Dilemma of Zetality?” Something like that, for sure. Yes, here via SondraKiStanUSA and AgentBedhead comes the solution for the heartbreaking loneliness that is the sad fate of millions of loveless basement-dwelling males. ImaginaryGirlfriends.com. The girls are real. The relationship is not. When your time is up you can break up with [...]
Anita Loos on the Zeta Male
May 01
Celebrity, Culture, Dating, Humour, Literary, Lush Life, Zeta Males, beauty, friends, humor 13 Comments
I once witnessed more ardent emotions between men at an Elks’ Rally in Pasadena than they could ever have felt for the type of woman available to an Elk. Anita Loos
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