Not that I’m entirely sure pugs are dogs. They think they’re fucking lions, just ask them.
Or don’t. Because this is what happens when you do that.
If we could only weaponize them, we could finally have a way to defeat the Chihuahua Army on their own turf!
Another in our ongoing series of servicey Public Service (and Slightly Redundant) Announcements: How to tell what kind of a lab it is by looking just at the outside.
Yellow Lab, Black Lab, Chocolate Lab, Meth Lab. Like the Seven Dwarfs, but crackier.
You’re welcome.
Related: the most destructive breeds of dog, in order of destructiviciousness in insurance claim money. I would like to draw your particular attention to #2, of which we have spoken before.
1. Great Dane £700
2. Chihuahua £638
3. Mastiff £586
4. Basset Hound £564
5. Whippet £519
6. English Setter £485
7. Bulldog £446
8. Dachshund £445
9. Boxer £404
10. Beagle £400
11. Greyhound £393
12. Dalmatian £388
13. Doberman Pinscher £380
14. Rottweiler £200
15. Border Collie £179
16. Labrador £172
17. Rhodesian Ridgeback £170
18. Newfoundland £163
19. Jack Russell £161
20. Golden Retriever £149
Once again, the Meth Lab:
Meth Lab Puppy dares you to make a fuss!
This post will not include cats. Everyone knows cats aren’t emo.
Icelandic Ponies are emo. You would be too, if an outbreak of horse herpes had sent a flock of Utah Beauty Queens off their regular mounts and onto you. You would also, presumably, be rather tired, if very relaxed.
Emo pony doesn't care about your sugar. Life IS lumps, sweetie.
Look, they’ve even got the hair:
Sable Island Pony is emo, too. With better hair
And Poodles, also are emo. Chihuahuas are not emo: they’re just evil.
Emo Poodle is Self Actualized
It is potentially possible that things that start with a P are all emo. Of course, starting off with a Pee always makes me less moody and irritable…
CthiCthuaCthua KNEEL DOWN AND WORSHIP, BITCHES!!
I’d like to take this opportunity to thank the person who posted a link to my blog on Craigslist (and probably got the idea from Crasstalk, incidentally) thus resulting in a whole lotta Los Angeleses (Los Angelesians? Los Angelesii?) gaining exposure to raincoasterism, whether or not they’re ready for it.
And we can only pray for their very sanity.
SUPER SUPER CUTE CHIHUAHUA PUPPY FREE TO CHIHUAHUA LOVER (SF VALLEY)
Date: 2011-05-25, 10:46PM PDT
Reply to: MWEYAW@GMAIL.COM [Errors when replying to ads?]
http://raincoaster.com/2008/09/15/why-i-hate-chihuahuas/
I DON’T WHY PEOPLE KEEP BREEDING THIS SUPER BEAUTIFUL CHIHUAHUA DOG.
PEOPLE WANT THIS DOG SO MUCH AND ANIMAL SHELTERS ARE FULL OF THIS BEAUTIFUL CHIHUAHUA.
ALSO, ON CRAIGSLIST, THERE ARE MILLIONS OF CHIHUAHUA ADS BECAUSE PEOPLE WANT THIS DOG SO MUCH.
LMFAO
Whoever it was, I like his/her style.
UPDATE: Some Chihuahua-addled Woody Allen character has flagged the Craigslist post as abuse, and it’s been taken down. As you may be aware, we are ALL ABOUT THE CHIHUAHUA ABUSE around the ol’ raincoaster blog, and we suggest that people who get offended on behalf of fanged, trembly naked mole rat ALIENS that CAN’T even READ, PEOPLE need to eat more roughage.
Kurt Cobain welcomes the Herald of Death
Somebody get me Wikileaks…this story is too big to be contained.
We have consistently attempted to warn an oblivious world to the danger posed by those fanged and clawed trembly naked mole rats known as Chihuahuas, and has it listened?
The hell it has.
Well, folks, congratulations. It’s Too Late:
THEY have a cavalry.
and THEY have reinforcements.
You have been warned.
