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Category Archives: Daniel Radcliffe

Operation Global Media Domination: the Search Term Situation

July 15, 2008 – 3:39 am

Longtime raincoaster readers will fondly recall the old search term roundups of yore. That was before nekkid Britney Spears and Hairy Potter blew all other search terms off the list. Alas, these days unless I check my stats page within an hour of the new stats day’s dawn, I’m stuck with a list that looks [...]

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Daniel Radcliffe’s Peter Joins Penis Protection Program

April 24, 2008 – 12:24 pm

For several months now, all the world, or at least, all the world that can afford New York theatre tickets, has been eagerly looking forward to the Broadway debut of Harry Potter’s wand. We at the ol’ raincoaster blog have not failed to cover the blow-by-blow as Daniel Radcliffe and his Nethers of Strange Hirsutity [...]

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Daniel Radcliffe is hung like a horse (pic)

December 6, 2007 – 3:15 am

head.

Toldja.
Hat tip for the tipoff to With Malice
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Harry Potter naked, coming soon to a theatre near you!

November 7, 2007 – 11:09 pm

Provided you live in Manhattan, that is.
Yes, child star (ah, they grow up so fast, don’t they?) Daniel Radcliffe will be bringing his jailbaitalicious skyclad junk to Broadway. To be fair, his performance in Equus was by all accounts quite good, and North America has not yet had the opportunity to get our knickers (if [...]

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Daniel Radcliffe and the Tongue of Many Talents

September 13, 2007 – 5:42 am

Honestly, it’s no wonder the boy’s so popular!
From Agent Bedhead:
Daniel proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that his talents go well beyond acting.
The Harry Potter star can also do what he calls “disgusting things with my tongue.”
Just incidentally, I think it’s safe to say that between his fame, his money, and that tongue, Daniel [...]

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it’s never too late: Harry Potter spoiler generator

August 29, 2007 – 9:00 pm

No, really. It’s never too late. I still haven’t read the last one!

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Draco Malfoy becomes a billionaire in the software market by using Mooncalf dung
Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

Actually, anyone such as myself who PAID for WindowsME could tell you that this one came [...]

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Elvis Voldemort

August 18, 2007 – 4:59 am

This is a confluence of pop memes almost beyond imagining, but FWIW, Lord Voldemort’s middle name, in French, is Elvis.
To make an anagram of Je suis Voldemort the French translators had to change Tom Marvolo Riddle into Tom Elvis Jedusor.
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123 ways to drive Voldemort insane

August 15, 2007 – 1:50 pm

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Stolen from Myspace, which stole it from Mugglenet. If anyone has the original link, I’d be much obliged if they’d put it in the comments so I can add it. Found it!
1. Ask him why he ‘doesn’t have such a cool scar?’
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in [...]

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alternate ending: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

August 6, 2007 – 8:59 pm

I like it: how about you? Surely any fan of the immortal Indiana Jones should prefer this, rather tidier ending to the least terminable book in the series.

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Ron Paul on Britney’s Club Penguin Cheats, Paris in prison, the Transformer movie, cooter flashes, and Harry Potter Spoilers

July 21, 2007 – 2:51 am

Over the jump.
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