It’s a tale told in tweets, a very Twenty-First Century tale, for lo, it is all about recycling, Wikileaks, Russia, Orwellian paranoia, US online surveillance, and the Mainstream Media vs the New Media (remember the New Media? This is it. Are we vindicated or embarrassed?).
In other words, this is what my editors over at the DailyDot.com did NOT decide to run with my latest Wikileaks story, so I’m using it here, so there.
They took out all my wacky Cold War jokes, too, damnation! What’s an article about Russia and the US without a few tasteless Cold War jokes thrown in? Whodathunk a few references here or there to Google’s info-capitalist hegemony would get people in Silicon Valley so touchy?
Our story begins:
АФП выдало заметку о том, что Ассанж выходит у нас. Намешали туда, что я ходила на встречу с ВВ, и про альфа-самца, и про ДА:) #чистыйтрэш—
Маргарита Симоньян (@M_Simonyan) January 25, 2012
which comes from the head of RT, the network which has just picked up Julian Assange‘s new talk show. I repeat: JULIAN ASSANGE’S NEW TALK SHOW.
and translates thusly:
The AFP has issued a note that Assange goes with us. Are mixed there, I went to a meeting withthe explosive, and about the alpha male, and about YES:) #chistyytresh
to which we can only reply:
This might actually convince me to get cable. I’ll just let Twitter tell the rest of the story.
RT @RT_com: #Assange's TV show on RT: Most anticipated news series of 2012? on.rt.com/a9t8pm—
WikiLeaksLover (@NOH8ER) January 25, 2012
RT @melbourneninja: Wow! @RT_com secured the rights to Julian #Assange's political TV series just 24hrs after the #WikiLeaks press release!—
WikiLeaksLover (@NOH8ER) January 25, 2012
and from my former boss at True/Slant, now in charge of the front page of the NYT.com,
This is Orwellian RT @evgenymorozov: So Assange has sold out to Kremlin – yack! rt.com/news/julian-as…—
Michael Roston (@michaelroston) January 25, 2012
@michaelroston Actually RT is not bad sometimes.—
(@raincoaster) January 25, 2012
@raincoaster it's owned and operated by a semi-authoritarian government. It's always bad.—
Michael Roston (@michaelroston) January 25, 2012
@michaelroston Hahahahahahahaha, so is PBS.—
(@raincoaster) January 25, 2012
@michaelroston Ironically, Russia now has greater privacy protections than the US, especially online. Wikileaks uses .ru emails, for eg—
(@raincoaster) January 25, 2012
@raincoaster yet another American taken in by a Potemkin village—
Michael Roston (@michaelroston) January 25, 2012
Well, you KNOW there’s no way I’m taking THAT lying down.

Canuckistani Revolutionary
@michaelroston Didn't you used to be my boss? Don't you remember I'm not an American?—
(@raincoaster) January 25, 2012
@raincoaster I stand corrected. A Canadian taken in by a Potemkin village.—
Michael Roston (@michaelroston) January 25, 2012
@michaelroston I don't think so. I don't drink either US or Russian kool aid. Look at the privacy protections of Livejournal: pretty ace!—
(@raincoaster) January 25, 2012
@raincoaster Vladimir Putin is just fighting terrorists in Chechnya, and he also discovered many antique relics at the bottom of that lake—
Michael Roston (@michaelroston) January 25, 2012
@michaelroston it's understandable Assange would go with RT. a) who else would give him airtime? Murdoch? b) they've been good to him—
(@raincoaster) January 25, 2012
RT @JLLLOW: C'mon now, did u really think a US or UK television network would air Assange's show? They've been too busy making docos cri …—
WikiLeaksLover (@NOH8ER) January 25, 2012
@jessradio @jaraparilla You may not realise it yet, but it seems likely to me that Julian is using the Kremlin AT LEAST as much as they him.—
WikiLeaksLover (@NOH8ER) January 25, 2012





