Normally, Cthulhu and his family are charming hosts, but sometimes Junior gets into the nước mắm and the next thing you know the tentacles are flying! It’s hard enough making small talk when only half the guests are amphibious.
“How about them uppity natives, eh? Oh, I hear ya! I totally feel your pain, dude.”
The guest list included only the highest social stratum. Here’s this year’s hot couple posing happily just moments before the melee broke out.
I always thought he could do better, myself. I tried introducing him to some of those delightful Marsh women and their cousin, that Munn woman, but it was a no-go. And why? The girl is clearly talented.
Click over the jump for a roundup of the other Cthelebrity guests. Get your partying in now, people. Remember, the Crapture is coming!