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The Booty Call of Cthulhu

June 2, 2009 – 11:52 pm

Carrying on from our infamous Cthulhu Porn post (warning: CTHULHU GOATSE, THE ULTIMATE EVIL), we present the following. In case you read The Dunwich Horror, extrapolated (as is your wont) from the circumstances surrounding the conception of Wilbur Whatley, and wondered what kind of woman would do the dirty with Mister Big Himself, Cthulhu.
Behold:

It explains [...]

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Everyone needs an editor!

May 12, 2009 – 3:13 am

Literati are perhaps the least respected of professionals. Oh, sure, every doctor gets hit up at parties for a snap diagnosis freebie (Miss Manners’ advice? Reply “certainly, now if you’ll just disrobe I’ll examine you.” Hey, it WOULD liven up a party) but how many of them get “I’ve always been good with cutlery, probably [...]

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Chapeau Crabe

February 14, 2009 – 2:34 am

Long have we dealt with the nay-sayers of millinery, the hecklers of hattitude, and long have we defended our position as pro-aquatic-yet-ecosensitive headgear activists. And now, from the upstart lolsite YourArgumentIsInvalid, comes this travesty of complete logical infarction.
The woman does, in fact, have a hat. The hat is made of crab. Indeed, crab is not [...]

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Operation Global Media Domination: The Sleep-Deprived Situation

February 8, 2009 – 12:28 am

Because it is late/early and I have been up for 30 straight hours and I am somewhat punchy (and, you might have noticed, somewhat crabby lately), I am going to do a lightning round of Operation Global Media Domination.
Look at the searches that brought people to my blog! Mother would be so proud:

Search Engine Terms
These [...]

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Drinking Out of Cups, Lovin’ the Seahorses

February 7, 2009 – 10:06 pm

Hey, who doesn’t love the seahorses? You don’t love seahorses? Yeah? Well, fuck you.

via Buzzfeed

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Cthulhuvolution!

January 27, 2009 – 1:58 am

You. It’s what’s for dinner.
I love it when I get these with little notes attached, “Saw this and thought of you.”

via Cat

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why drupal is so hard

January 23, 2009 – 3:40 am

Hmmm, malevolent, mindless, powerful beyond the ken of mortals, gibbering incoherently in a lightless vortex of space and time…yeah, that explains a lot, actually!

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the true nature of freedom

January 15, 2009 – 2:00 pm

Cue the Janis Joplin.

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Internet Safety 101

January 3, 2009 – 2:28 am

He lurks everywhere!

via Carocat

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Tree Lobsters, crawling crustaceans of the forest canopy

December 19, 2008 – 11:32 pm

Verily, our humble planet is jam-and-even-jelly-packed with natural wonders, if one only looks to the skies and the seas, our own true final frontiers. Truly hath it been said that the mysteries they contain would send us gibbering back into the eternal darkness, if we dared to attempt understanding.
The most merciful thing in the world, [...]

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