Word of the day Sapiosexual
Now that is what I call sexy. Hmmm, how do I hook this up…?
Geek Online Dating with Julian Assange
Word of the day: Sapiosexual
Category Archives: Dating
Old-Fashioned Romance: the problem therewith
Old fashioned romance has all the charm of old fashioned divorce laws
I’ve always figured that basically this is how internet dating works, too. Or at least it does in my experience.
Like this:
But seriously, how was YOUR Valentine’s Day?
It was better than this guy’s.
Someone stood up a guy who BRINGS FLOWERS??? Get me that man's number immediately!
Honestly, woman, are you INSANE? You find the last man on Earth who actually brings flowers on a date and you stand him up????
Internet, get me this man’s contact details immediately!
Like this:
Post-Valentine’s Day Unicorn Chaser
Geek Online Dating with Julian Assange; satisfaction guaranteed or your encryption key back!
And how was YOUR Valentine’s Day?
Spokesmodeling: looks like somebody’s found a way to keep Wikileaks flush while fighting court cases around the world! Smart thinking; the marketing of Lay-A-Neckbeard.net is challenging in the extreme, thanks to people’s selfish refusal to be sexually attracted to the physically repulsive. All they need is a little marketing makeover (and diet and exercise, facials, stylists, and grooming tips) and POOF! Instant sex god dating site.
Also related: Penis Puppy! Awww, so cute…and about 30 inches long!
Penis Puppy
If you’re not dating, how are you spending your time? If you’re like me, like this:
Tea and hardcovers
You KNOW you have no secrets on the internet. Oh, PS: You left the webcam on.
Like this:
Happy? Valentine’s Day
If they wanted us to be truly happy, wouldn’t it be OUR day instead of this Valendude’s? Think about it.
Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean it’s NOT a conspiracy.
The Stormtrooper of Love
Not sure what to get That Special Someone on This Special Day? If he’s anything like this guy, I recommend the newly-released Kalashnikov 5. Yes, that’s right: they released the newest AK-47 just in time for Valentine’s Day. How thoughtful of them.
As for me, well, is there any question what I want? And I didn’t get it for Christmas, either.
They simply flock to him
