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Dead Fairy Whoring 101

December 8, 2008 – 1:37 am

If you think that title is far-fetched, you should see some of the streetwalkers around here. Oft, and truly, has it been said, Holy Jeebus, that raincoaster can whore it out like nobody’s business! And oft am I questioned on the results thereof. And, truly, answering is good for hits so here we go [...]

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Today in Assault with an Amusing Weapon News

August 21, 2008 – 7:14 am

It’s been a banner day (or would be, if banners were hung for this and I suppose if they were you’d probably have to call it hanged anyway, at least if you had a pretentious editor you would) for ridiculous weapons around the U. S. of A. which increasingly appears to stand for the Unhinged [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Crime, Culture, Humour, Weird, fetish, food, gender, humor, lingerie, sad | Comments (7)

Fairy Gothmother

August 21, 2008 – 6:08 am

Mine was always on my case about drawing my pentacles with straighter lines and was I totally sure that was the actual Aleister Crowley quotation and not just some lame paraphrase of Baudelaire? Oh yeah, and mine was gay, of course!

via Neatorama

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Quentin Crisps

April 4, 2008 – 4:53 am

Sometimes the volleys of blogger tennis get a little heated, resulting in a strange and hitherto only mythical phenomenon. Like Ourouboros swallowing his own tail, a fleeting tangent on the Mummified Fairy post has spawned its own spinoff on FFE’s blog, to which I’m linking back here. Now all someone needs to do is post [...]

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Elf you, the Musical!

December 16, 2007 – 2:55 am

Oh my, this IS random.
And NSFW, lingo-wise.

As near as I can make out, it’s some kind of pervy European Keebler elf frat house theme song, subtitled. If you speak… uh, elvish, by all means provide a translation!

By raincoaster | Also posted in Entertainment, Etiquette, Hoaxes, Humour, Porn, Sex, Singles, Videos, Weird, YouTube, fetish, geek, gross, humor, mashups, music, profanity, sad, tasteless, television | Comments (6)

Fairy found alive in South Africa!

October 25, 2007 – 10:57 am

Long has the mystery of the elusive and entrancing fairy perplexed some of the greatest minds in the Western World.
Whether known as fairies, Little People, sidhe, elves, or Faerie(ii or y, for teenage Livejournalers only), they have fascinated our preeminent literary figures as well as those whose interests lie in the purely scientific, theists of [...]

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fairy for sale!

April 2, 2007 – 4:35 am

Naturally, if you’re a blogger of the world in any way, shape, or form, you’ll have often come across the opportunity to buy, or at least rent, a fairy before.
This is different. Buy a Fairy on eBay, via Easy in the comments section of Neatorama.
Last week a shocking story hit the news around the world.
What [...]

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mummified fairy remains found!!!

April 1, 2007 – 7:45 am

This is totally legit.

In news bound to rock doctrinaire Evolutionistas everywhere, another set of ancient fairy remains has been found. Assiduous readers of the ol’ raincoaster blog will recall our original reporting on the fossil fairy of Coney Island, which we broke to the larger world several months ago, much to the consternation of the [...]

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pic o’ the day: fossilized fairy

November 24, 2006 – 8:03 am

This genuine antique fossilized fairy from the collection of Takeshi Yamada is the kind of thing that throws Pharyngula and his fellow godless Darwinian crusaders into a frenzy. No doubt the heirs of Arthur Conan Doyle will be purchasing this irrefutable proof of the ancient existence of fairies, should it ever appear at Christie’s or [...]

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