Been awhile since we had one of these, eh? But been quite a week for it (I’ll share the rest later). After basically having retired from volunteering in the support forums for several weeks, this popped up on the radar today. First, I commented on another blogger’s post about a spammer, then the spammer spam-liked all my comments and made some kind of insult which the blogger immediately wiped. Then spamboy send me a message via my contact form:
You like his blog so much I thought you might also like what he said about you when he thought you were his enemy. As I said, just a troll. And you are little better. https://andykaufmanskavalkadekrew.wordpress.com/2015/02/20/wordpress-support-volunteer-speaks-out-tushy-when-answering-support-request/
To which I naturally replied that I have gotten death threats from ISIS, and that sort of thing doesn’t bother me. Spamboy wasn’t happy with that, though, so he took it to the technical support forums where, as I said above, I have been largely absent for some weeks.
Timethief and Raincoaster
Dear WP admins,
So can any “blogger” claim they are a “help” here in the support forum and use this place to paste their “help links” everywhere to gain whitehat SEO like timethief does? Or is she special and the only blogger allowed to hawk these forums and “gain” her page ranking in this way?
The blog I need help with is aopinionatedman.com.
I want to know about that too!
Thank you for your message on the contact form, and also for the personal insults on that other blogger’s blog. As I said to you via email, I have gotten death threats from ISIS and your butthurt is of no interest to me.
If you wish to follow the recommended procedure, please fill out this form and stuff it up your ass. Your swollen head fits up there, so I know there’s a lot of room.
For staff: spamboy, the OP, is posting in the technical forum because he lost a war in somebody’s comments section, and his mommy was unable to soothe him:https://andykaufmanskavalkadekrew.wordpress.com/2015/04/21/opinionated-man-enbraces-title-of-expert-cyberbully/#comment-13285
It’s funny, but the days volunteering in the forum is awful have something in common with the days when working in the forum is hilarious. That thing? The presence of complete morons.
EG the following conversation, tagged (with apparent sincerity) “Thoughts of a genius.”
A conversation with Jesus
Oh, How I wish to forgive and just forgive
So I be at peace, in relief
To target an area in heart of hopelessness
With a hand that digs out in me forgiveness
So I myself as well be granted happiness
Finding it hard due to some carelessness
I had a conversation with Jesus one night
Who he himself whispered good news in my ears
Brought about solutions to let disappear my fears
He indulged me in tunes by singing lyrical vibes of Mathew 6 verse 14
I danced to the rhythm yet never thought of stopping nor pausing
He told me forgiveness is an act of intention
An alarm or signal towards the perception of reality
Without a gun on my head but it being voluntarily
This is a tale of a line between the perpetrator and the victimized
Where the victimized abandons the negativity of emotions
Rehabilitating the perpetrator purposefully forgetting sadism
Ultimately seeing light in the tunnel of possible reconciliation
Withdrawing from the strings of hatred that has us by our tongues and fingertips
Withdrawing from future plans of vengeance
With his voice of tough love, firm but loving, told me
Forgiveness is a lifting of a burden suppressing the life within
And yet a contradiction between forgiving and forgetting
For memory and heart is photographic
For the heart is sacred than the mind controversial as it should be
For with peace seeking through introspection and
Forgiving no eye shall be prohibited to see
I may not be looking forward to calling you a friend
Or invite you for lunch or a sip of coffee
I may not be looking forward to welcoming you inside my home
Or inside my heart for that matter
But I’m definitely looking forward to letting my heart be at peace
He made me realise that we should forgive ourselves
For not forgiving others in the journey of finding healing
Emphasizing that a good heart does not await an apology
Though it taketh a good man to accept it
It taketh a great man to maketh an apology
The blog I need help with is mcgeniusthepoet.wordpress.com.
Jesus is not available to answer your questions in the WordPress.com technical support forums. Thursdays and Sundays are His days off.
Well, this should end well.
Flounce Bingo, the national game of the Internet
There are some people the internet will miss, and me as well. And then there are some who…well…
So, I’m an admin in a hacker group on Facebook. This is challenging enough with people who are real, rather than made-up personas, and who speak English rather than some garbled patois known only to troll forums, intelligible only to RealGirls and other similarly mentally-challenged persons or entities. But not everyone who is there is real, sane, fluent in English, or respectful of boundaries.
Since I am identifiably and undeniably female on Facebook, those persons feel that I must be the most welcoming, friendly, helpful, and empathic admin.
This is a mistake.
Here is one of them. Let’s mock him, shall we?
Via completely, utterly unsolicited private message on Facebook:
Well, gee. Glad I could help.
Edward, you’re welcome.
I guess Mercury is in retrograde or something, because the forum is just full of these assholes lately.
How to report a site help please??
Cant report anything that is illegal…???
How can i report a site …that contains harassing and inciting violence and hate crimes ???
Your report feature stalls at validating ???? Immediate action required
The blog I need help with is actionhero99.wordpress.com.
And what is the URL of the site? Have you tried reporting it tohttp://wordpress.com/abuse/
Do you not read what ive just typed above ???
May i ask that site mods that can help contact me and not people who just have a interest in being nosiey thanks
You’re welcome, asshole. Good luck with that.
What a idot another one to report for abuse
Just reported you for abuse comments well done maybe you will learn to think before you speak
I’m afraid you don’t understand. It is within my power to call staff to look at this thread and solve your problem. Or not. Guess which one I am choosing?
PLEASE do report me. If this is your standard of “abuse” you must spend a great deal of your life in psychic pain. Please fill out the following form and return it so that it may be processed ASAP.