Lisa we have to talk
Seriously, this “childcare” thing looks hella fun! I can playtest plotlines for my novel while earning money and watching tv. Of course, I’ve been told that pet care pays better (and a quick search through Craigslist confirms this) but you know how cats are.
Fuck This cat
They’re even worse than editors.
existential mouse will have none of your banal, suburban optimism, thank you
The Existential Pet Tumblr may be the greatest thing since Hound Dogs Running.
Contrary to my expectations, and to my great disappointment, I learned that this is not how Coco Puffs are made. Au contraire, this is the War on Drugs. Who knew coke was so flammable?
The Guardian reports:
Puerto Concordia, Colombia: anti-narcotics police officers blow up a cocaine processing laboratory after seizing it from the Farc
Photograph: Guillermo Legaria/AFP/Getty Images
Bystanders were extremely moved by the pyrotechnic display, if not thrilled.
I fucking hate shortages!!
The Most Perfect Facebook Status Update of All Time
NO BAD FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES!!!
If you do that, I shall do this.
Kate Middleton throws shade upon you inexpert Facebook users
announcing: 2bad4FB, a blog for all those status updates that should never be posted to Facebook. Anonymity guaranteed, so put it in the Submit box. As soon as I get that enabled, that is.
I know, right???
Fuck this clapping for Tink shit; you can find me inside any wardrobe, frantically shoving against the back wall.
Image via Brosnakes.