God, the PANDERING I do! I hope you people bloody well appreciate it; I’m allergic to cats! Just look at that terrifying little bastard; why, he’s just crouched there waiting till you pass out, whereupon he will gnaw upon your senseless body patiently, irrevocably, until he has consumed every morsel.
How ’bout now, kittehs?
Yes, THE MEMES HAVE COLLIDED!!!!! Duck and cover, because here comes the perfect storm of awesomeness: lolcats meet Russian Rickroll sensation Trololo!
I’ve been thinking of getting a pet. This one looks perfect:
By now, all our loyal readers should be familiar with the concept of the Unicorn Chaser. And, after the last 48 hours, I dunno about you, but I could sure use one. Here, therefore and thereunto and tho on, is a unicorn chaser composed of synchronized, dancing Burmese kittens. Or maybe Himilayan kittens. I dunno, I’m sure some undersocialized Metafilterite will be along shortly with the correct answer.
Remember Garfield Without Garfield? Well, the premise is fundamentally wrong. This actually is sadder with the cat.
The saddest thing is, of course, the likelihood that this chart represents the culminating physical pleasures of this poor Zeta Male’s life.
