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Category Archives: Operation Global Media Domination

Just what it sounds like. My quest to conquer the global media and take over the world. Maybe I can get my library fines cancelled…what can I say? It’s a last-ditch effort.

MIA?

December 24, 2008 – 9:31 am

I know what you’re asking yourself: you’re sitting there (or standing, or lying, prone or supine as the case may be although it’s not easy to read a computer screen that way but whatever) wondering where I’ve been for the past day or so.
Here.
And what have I been doing? Over the past four days, 1000 [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Blogging, Canada, Culture, Downtown Eastside, Fearless City, Gonzo, Vancouver, charity, geek, marketing, media, mobile, news, social media, technology | Comments (0)

Don’t You KNOW Who I AM????

December 20, 2008 – 2:36 am
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Beaver Movie Goes On the Down Low to Come Out On Top

December 11, 2008 – 1:29 pm

Beaver shots are, indeed, one of our evergreen subjects around these parts, although if yours is green I’d recommend that Monistat stuff or maybe some nutritious, low-cal cranberry and yogurt smoothies.
Ahem.
And so it is that, once again, we are posting about beaver. Well, everybody loves beaver, right? Why, it’s the national animal of Canada! But [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Allegory, Culture, Entertainment, Hoaxes, Humour, Movies, Weird, animals, beaver, fetish, humor, sad | Comments (12)

Dead Fairy Whoring 101

December 8, 2008 – 1:37 am

If you think that title is far-fetched, you should see some of the streetwalkers around here. Oft, and truly, has it been said, Holy Jeebus, that raincoaster can whore it out like nobody’s business! And oft am I questioned on the results thereof. And, truly, answering is good for hits so here we go [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Blogging, Hoaxes, fairies, geek, statistics | Comments (10)

Does this make my ass look fat?

November 10, 2008 – 3:41 am

The secret is contouring, darlings.
In totally unrelated news, I started a new job last week (Yay! CeleBitchy is one of the very top gossip blogs in the world!) currently on the very leanest kind of part-time because my computer is so crashy and I’m so crushed for time. At last count I was actually working [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Blogging, Blogroll, Celebrity, Culture, Humour, animals, beauty, capitalism, computers, humor, raincoaster, raincoaster media group | Comments (6)

Operation Global Media Domination: Thank You, John McCain

November 5, 2008 – 2:06 am

Some people are grateful to him for serving his country in a time of war. Some people are grateful to him for the selflessness and courage he showed as a POW. Some people are grateful to him for the way he went to bat for military widows when their pension rights were threatened by Washington. [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Allegory, Britney Spears, Celebrity, Culture, Fans, Humour, Politics, U.S., Weird, beauty, humor, meme | Comments (4)

Operation Global Media Domination: the Banksy Situation

September 27, 2008 – 10:13 pm

For as long as I can remember (which, at my age, admittedly isn’t very long, perhaps twenty minutes at a time and then I need to take my rememberer out and let it cool down for awhile) on this blog the #1 post in terms of hits, year after year, has been Britney Spears Sex [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Art, Banksy, Blogging, Britney Spears, Celebrity, Culture, Fans, Wordpress, geek, meme, raincoaster, statistics | Comments (27)

The Atene Button goes dark

September 5, 2008 – 7:58 am

Sigh.

Oh, it’s not like it hasn’t happened before. And it’s not like I didn’t expect it to happen again. Actors are … actorish, and this is what they do. They’re like cats on the doorstep…I want in…I want out…I want in…but unlike cats, you can’t exactly stick your foot under their [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Allegory, Blogging, Brian Atene, Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, Fans, Generation X, YouTube, computers, meme, philosophy, sad | Comments (17)

Operation Global Media Domination: The Steve Jobs and Longhorse Situation

August 29, 2008 – 9:50 am

First of all: Steve Jobs is not dead.
Second: Bloomberg posted, then pulled, his obituary today, Gawker picked up on it, posted about it, and into the comments thread on that post I dropped a link to my over Steve Jobs’s dead body post, which has subsequently rocketed to the top of the stats page off [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Blogging, Celebrity, Steve Jobs, death, meme | Comments (10)

Brian Atene: the backstory

August 9, 2008 – 2:50 am

This is his best yet, although it is entirely lacking in that trademark zany WTF-ness we’ve come to know and love (?). If you’ve ever wondered what was the point of Brian Atene, grab a bottle of Coppola Rosso and watch this. And not just because he namechecked me!

By raincoaster | Also posted in Blogging, Brian Atene, Celebrity, Censorship, Culture, Entertainment, Fans, Generation X, Irony, Lush Life, YouTube, cocktails, meme, philosophy, podcasts, raincoaster, sad | Comments (14)