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Category Archives: Plush

Operation Global Media Domination: operation indemnification

May 30, 2007 – 10:01 am

Look, people, it’s FAKE. It’s not her. Now will you please either go away or read more posts on the blog?
Seriously, 960 hits yesterday, 998 hits the day before, just through searches for “Britney Spears Sex Tape” for which it appears I google rather highly (higher, indeed, than my sources).
Too bad posts tagged “Porn” don’t [...]

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Evil Bert strikes again

May 14, 2007 – 10:10 am

Remember Evil Bert? Makin’ wit da sex tapes with Pam Anderson, posing for buddy photos with Osama bin Laden? Sure you do.
Now Evil Bert’s gone even eviller! It’s a Jerry Bruckheimer film in the making, I tell you: He’s a loose cannon in Kandahar! Hell-bent in Helmand! Ballistic in Baghdad!
Evil Bert is AWOL!

That’s what you get when Recruitment [...]

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Calls for Cthulhu #5

May 12, 2007 – 11:42 pm

The latest installment of every cultist’s favorite tv show! In this episode, Mighty Cthulhu deals with tech support and New Age-y cetaceans.

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Bohemian Rhapsody in Scottish: Hebridean Rhapsody!

May 9, 2007 – 10:21 pm

By those musical greats, the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre!
Also posted by Collin over at Cornell Finch.

Unintelligible, mangled, “r”-rrrrrollin’ lyrics decoded after the jump.
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calls for Cthulhu #4

May 3, 2007 – 8:13 am

Another episode in our favorite series of (cephalo)podcasts. Here is the Great Cthulhu taking viewer’s calls and dealing with telemarketers as we all wish we could.

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only 43 shopping days till my birthday!

April 28, 2007 – 3:14 pm

And guess what’s on the list, right after “a pony”?

Cthulhu C’Loves you! The “Great Cute One” has come to give humanity tentacle hugs and maw kisses! This 8-inch vinyl toy, created by John Kovalic (creator of Dork Tower) also comes with two Little Victims that fit in My Little Cthulhu’s snuggly grasp and also pull [...]

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Scottish falsetto sock puppets vs darleks

April 28, 2007 – 12:48 pm

Before you start hatin’ on my amazing-like spelling powers, click to view. Otherwise both I and the Scottish falsetto sock puppets will make fun of you. And the Doctor will be very disappointed in you as well.
And nobody wants that to happen, do they?

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Calls for Cthulhu #3: Cthuaraoke

April 15, 2007 – 6:07 am

Heeeeeee’s back! Everyone’s favorite Elder God is standing by to take your calls now on that smash hit show, Calls for Cthulhu! Call 1-800-SOL-EATR or email cthulhu.hotstud1413 at gmail.com now!

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attention plushie necrophiliacs!

April 13, 2007 – 4:34 am

Of whom we’ve probably got a larger-than-average readership, here at the ol’ raincoaster blog, what with all our Plushie Cthulhu posts and suchlike.
 (okay, I give up on fixing this header)

Cheeky the Woodchuck
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had its cheeks and skull ripped out?  

We are simultaneously pleased and revolted to bring you [...]

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the search for meaning is itself meaningless…but I’m okay with that.

February 22, 2007 – 1:46 am

God himself only knows how it was that a poor, overworked and obviously demented search engine, perhaps tired of finding the answers to only the most meaningless questions, reached out with the fragile query “Church etiquette for teenagers” and came up with my blog.
Other search engine items that led here:

Older woman porn
beaver shots
public service announcements [...]

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