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Operation Global Media Domination: The Steve Jobs and Longhorse Situation

August 29, 2008 – 9:50 am

First of all: Steve Jobs is not dead.
Second: Bloomberg posted, then pulled, his obituary today, Gawker picked up on it, posted about it, and into the comments thread on that post I dropped a link to my over Steve Jobs’s dead body post, which has subsequently rocketed to the top of the stats page off [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Blogging, Celebrity, Operation Global Media Domination, death, meme | Comments (10)

The Greatest Ho

March 31, 2008 – 6:34 am

I’m on a kick. I get that way sometimes; there’s no point trying to stop me if you, yourself, do not want to be kicked, whether in the privates, in the majors, or curb-wards (kerb-wards for our overseas readers!) you just have to stand clear. Sometimes I get it in my head to watch every [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in 80's, Celebrity, Fans, Movies, Singles, Viggo Mortensen, computers, marketing, obituaries, poetry, technology | Comments (16)

over Steve Jobs’ dead body

March 27, 2008 – 6:28 am

Note: Belkin dock

By raincoaster | Also posted in Allegory, Apple, Celebrity, Hoaxes, Humour, Weird, death, geek, humor, iPod, sad | Comments (11)

Steve Jobs = Cthulhu

March 18, 2008 – 2:16 pm

No, it’s true.
Really.
It makes total sense.
It explains so much.
Think about it.
Once, ages ago, a race of bizarre, loathesome creatures ruled the Earth. Writhing and gibbering in the Stygian darkness of their lair, ravening for the blood of those who worshipped them, this strangely Protean race nearly destroyed the youthful planet in its ceaseless quest to [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Allegory, Apple, Celebrity, Cthulhu, Hoaxes, Humour, Weird, computers, geek, humor, mashups | Comments (7)

Technical Difficulties Surmounted by Primitive, Profane PR

January 25, 2008 – 6:17 am

Story of my life, really.
I don’t know nuthin, but it seems I know everybody. That’s all I need.
Well, that and Gawker Media commenting privileges.
See, if you look at this site and you’re like most people around WordPress or even like most civilians, you’ll see a bit gaping empty space where my lovely and tentacular/Goth header [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Blogging, Etiquette, Wordpress, computers, flamewar, geek, media, profanity, rants | Comments (25)