bar fight in R'lyeh! art by Frederic Clavere

Normally, Cthulhu and his family are charming hosts, but sometimes Junior gets into the nước mắm and the next thing you know the tentacles are flying! It’s hard enough making small talk when only half the guests are amphibious.

Cthulhu visits the Victorians en route to His voracious victory!

“How about them uppity natives, eh? Oh, I hear ya! I totally feel your pain, dude.”

The guest list included only the highest social stratum. Here’s this year’s hot couple posing happily just moments before the melee broke out.

The Whaleses

I always thought he could do better, myself. I tried introducing him to some of those delightful Marsh women and their cousin, that Munn woman, but it was a no-go. And why? The girl is clearly talented.

Olivia Munn be desperate

and desperate. But then, many of us remember the last big family party, when she and her cousin Ralsa broke up the dance floor back in ’08.

Click over the jump for a roundup of the other Cthelebrity guests. Get your partying in now, people. Remember, the Crapture is coming!

Celebrities love Chihuahuas! Trembling, fanged mole rat things. Guess what? I don’t. (raincoaster)

Celebrities love their mommies…until they grow up to hate them and have to share the pool boy and the coke with them and DINA LOHAN I AM LOOKING AT YOU. (Ayyyy)

Celebrities love Canuck Coffee. Hey hoser, Red Green is one sex-ay hunk of man meat, eh? I’d let him take a penalty shot any time, know what I mean? Eh? (ManoloFood)

Celebrities will kick you when you’re down. Vincent Price, Peter Lorre and Boris Karloff walk into a funeral…and pick on my favorite sexy Romanian. TEAM BELA!!! (Lolebrity)

Celebrities finally find something that’ll get them off Twitter. We don’t mean to imply they’ll be Raptured, just that it’s hard to tweet while running from zombies. (raincoastermedia)

Celebrities get cancelled! And a damn good thing, too, otherwise we’d never shut the tube off and go outside. Or at least to the internet. Where we Follow all the same celebrities on Twitter. So, yeah. (Crasstalk)

Celebrities get into fights and get their asses handed to them on Twitter just like normal people. What, you’re not like that? Um, no. Me either. (AgentBedhead)

Celebrities like to embarrass one another on camera. Ted Nugent pwns Mike Huckabee over petting a pussy. (BusyBeeBlogger)

Celebrities have ALL dated John Mayer. No, really. All of them. (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Celebrities used to look a lot better. Back before they invented HD video, that is. (CelebritySmack)

Celebrities are not men. They are Has-Beens! (CelebVIPLounge)

Celebrities love those fanged naked mole rats even better when they’re in slippers. Puppehs in slippers. PUPPIES IN SLIPPERS, PEOPLE! (CityRag)

Celebrities have embarrassing relatives. Just like us! Which reminds me of Oscar Wilde’s saying that we, all of us, have embarrassing friends, and we are all, each of us, somebody’s embarrassing friend. (DailyStab)

Celebrities get their heads photoshopped on other peoples’ bodies. Just like us? Um…well…you haven’t met my friends yet, have you? But I bet you’ve seen them (photoshopped) naked. Damn, I’ve gotta get off Facebook. (EarSucker)

Celebrities like to punk the nation from time to time. As if making us look at his hair weren’t punishment enough. (FitFabCeleb)

Celebrities have way better cars than we do. I’m MORTIFIED Amber Rose has a better car than I ever will. Surely once she sits down she’s not a star anymore? For her and the Kardashians, someone should invent a car you can drive with your ass hanging out. The public demands it. (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Celebrities do stupid things when they’re teenagers. They also do them when they’re grown up, but then nobody wants to see them topless anyway. Someone PLEASE tell Mickey Rourke this. (HaveUHeard)

Celebrities mortify their children to the point where they disown their parents. This will not end well. At least he didn’t change it to “Patrick Smith.” (HollywoodHiccups)

Celebrities really, really want to concentrate on their music. OH GOD WON’T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE SPARKLES ALONE? He just wants to be emo in peace. (INeedMyFix)

Celebrities are dorks. Especially to poor, addled Paula Abdul. (MathewGuiver)

Celebrities do NOT “eat anything I want” and “never work out.” They build the pyramids before lunch and then tear them down again after the protein smoothie, just to look good for you. God! You’re so demanding! (PoorBritney)

Celebrities get into bar fights. Well, only Lohans and Kardashians, but really who can tell the difference anymore? They’re two families in search of a trailer park. (PopBytes)

Celebrities are birds of a feather. For, you know, enough in sponsorships and promotion, they sure are. (ReallyRich)

Celebrity blind item. Geddit? Oh, why are you still here when there’s a half-naked man on the other side of the link? (Swoonworthy)

Celebrities appear to be morphing into Marie Osmond. At least this one does. Remember when she used to be hot? (TheSkinny)

Celebrities: they’re only human. Well, the Canadian ones are. I mean, check out that Red Green video at the top of the links. That’s no Greek God. (TheSkinnyChic)

Selah.

Here’s why:

Yes, he made some terrific songs. He could dance up a storm. He was a fantastic entertainer, one of the greatest. And overcame a background of terrible abuse to become his own man and direct his own course.

But the truth is, he gave children as young as eight or nine alcohol without their knowledge, slept with little boys, and bought off or threatened the parents into silence. Something about this makes me uncomfortable describing his death as a loss.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that in the universe of fandom there are no fans as wacko as Jacko’s (which reminds me of Guido’s brilliant headline announcing the death: Wacko Jacko Heart Attacko) not even Apple fanboys or Twihards. So it wasn’t unexpected.

But it was ugly.

First of all, I’d like to thank the over 100 people who hate my guts and yet posted my article to their Facebook walls. You will always have the enduring gratitude of Operation Global Media Domination. And to the 27 or so who tweeted the link, again, you have my sincere appreciation. Plus the 30 or so new Twitter followers that resulted.

This is sort of what Obi Wan meant when he said “If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine,” which is particularly appropriate in this case, as I rather doubt any of them have much imagination. And the 34 commenters; you have a special place in my heart. Where I can keep an eye on you.

And then there’s what it looked like on Twitter. I suggest you click on the link and read from the bottom up, as that’s the time-line:

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2. sheldonpearce

   @raincoaster yep, may as well go big or go home. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from here in reply to raincoaster

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3. BritneysBoiy

   @raincoaster sooo.. I’ve unfollowed you cause of your mj comments. not cool. Mj was a good person. Don’t eat what they tried to feed you. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

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4. smuttysteff

   @raincoaster ;) about 4 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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5. MJ_in_my_Heart

   @raincoaster well you have a nice evening you hear>remember my words,i dont speak for nothing here>>MJ LOVE TO YOU about 4 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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6. MJ_in_my_Heart

   @raincoaster be careful what you wish for,cuz you just might get it :)) about 4 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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7. MJ_in_my_Heart

   @raincoaster i say my final words to you,study the man,learn something from him,he was not a pedo,he was innocent,STUDY HIM,NOT THE TABLOIDS about 5 hours ago via web

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8. MJ_in_my_Heart

   @raincoaster do you feel threatened? i assure you it is not me you need to worry about,think of those you have hurt>>>MJ>RING A BELL? about 5 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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9. cfhorgan

   @raincoaster thanks… I think? about 5 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac in reply to raincoaster

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10. MJ_in_my_Heart

    @raincoaster i dont know the reasons im trying to save you tonight>must be michael,but your soul needs savin and soon my dear,save yourself about 5 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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11. justinbieberbot

    RT @raincoaster @sheldonpearce Glad to hear it. Seems to be dying out. Should I pick on Justin Bieber tomorrow? about 5 hours ago via twitterfeed

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12. justinbieberbot

    RT @raincoaster @sheldonpearce Glad to hear it. Seems to be dying out. Should I pick on Justin Bieber tomorrow? about 5 hours ago via twitterfeed

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13. sheldonpearce

    @raincoaster it is over here! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from here in reply to raincoaster

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14. MJ_in_my_Heart

    @raincoaster we>the fans are his voice,for he is not here to defend himself,we wont sit back as people try to tarnish his good name about 5 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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15. proudmjfan

    @raincoaster who he is and learn to love him for that wonderful loving and careing person he is! You will not find anyone like him, EVER! about 5 hours ago via web

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16. BeaconMagazine

    @raincoaster Sounds pretty normal to me :-) about 6 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to raincoaster

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17. IrmaJackie

    @raincoaster To You Sweetie! You Need It. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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18. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster Yes ~ I’m sure you need every prayer u can get. Go listen to MJs “BEAT IT” Or Heal the world or Earth Song-learn FROM MJ!!!! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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19. IrmaJackie

    @raincoaster It’s My Pleasure!!Don’t Worry!! Together We Can Make That Change!! I Am Sure I Can Save You From Yourself! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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20. spiritdance33

    @raincoaster Awwwh but we never got a chance to really chat it up! So “Soz” As a friend of mine would say! LOVE TO Michael Jackson always! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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21. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster Yeah my prayer group will hit ya up on your blog or facebook about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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22. MJ_in_my_Heart

    @raincoaster my pleasure>>make that change>>you can do it>>its there just find it in your heart about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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23. spiritdance33

    @raincoaster Oh My! I see you are still throwing around your hate towards Michael Jackson! Sorry BUT YOU FAIL!!!! Get a life! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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24. IrmaJackie

    @raincoaster Garbages Like You Sorry Not On My Mercy List…Direct To Their Cans about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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25. camcavers

    @raincoaster HE’S NOT DEAD HE LIVES IN ALL OUR HEA… ok I can’t even pretend to be like that, bleh. about 6 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac

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26. Phanyxx

    RT @raincoaster: @IrmaJackie Do you have punctuation where you life? <- Is this the Twitter version of the Toronto mall guy? about 6 hours ago via HootSuite

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27. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster I am kind.But do not mistake my kindness as a weakness.Do not hate on my #MJfam please.I protect those I love. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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28. MJ_in_my_Heart

    @raincoaster what do i need to get over?you owe appologies to the MJFAM like now,and stop disrespecting MJ about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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29. GetCyrusJackson

    @raincoaster what keep talking to me? yeah your wasting your time and mine. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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30. IrmaJackie

    @raincoaster If You Love Little Children Don’t Put The Blame On Michael Jackson! 14 Times NOT GUILTY! GET OVER!!!!!!!!!!!! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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31. GetCyrusJackson

    You kno just ignore them @raincoaster about 6 hours ago via web

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32. IrmaJackie

    @raincoaster Listen,I’ve Told You Maybe You Should Go Visit A Doctor Don’t Put You Dirty Sins On Innocent People about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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33. MJ_in_my_Heart

    @raincoaster why do you hate,did you not receive enough love as a child?im sorry honey,still that gives you no reason to bash on MJ about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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34. camcavers

    @raincoaster yeah… I feel sorry for anyone who bases their self-worth on how much they “love” some distant famous person/thing about 6 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac in reply to raincoaster

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35. IrmaJackie

    @raincoaster Loser about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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36. IrmaJackie

    @raincoaster I Am Wondering If You Have A Brain At All about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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37. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster I do yoga everyday. Judging by your pics u could use a lot more than Yoga! I did however call my prayer group they r praying 4U about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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38. GetCyrusJackson

    @raincoaster So you hate mj because you think he molested kids? about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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39. sheldonpearce

    @raincoaster lolz about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raincoaster

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40. MJ_in_my_Heart

    @raincoaster come into the light carolann,its very nice on the right side of life,you may enjoy it about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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41. GetCyrusJackson

    @raincoaster So thats why you hate mj cuz you “think” he molested kids? about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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42. camcavers

    @raincoaster I wish I had a photo of my old Thriller record after my sister and I played frisbee with it, I’d pass it to you to horrify them about 6 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac in reply to raincoaster

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43. IrmaJackie

    @raincoaster Don’t Put Your Sins On Other People! about 6 hours ago via web

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44. camcavers

    @raincoaster trolling online MJ fans is almost too easy, but I have to admit you’ve made an art of it, nice work! :) about 6 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac in reply to raincoaster

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45. GetCyrusJackson

    @raincoaster Okay why do u say that then?! because you heard lies. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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46. IrmaJackie

    @raincoaster The Only Corrupt Dirty Heart Here Is You.Everything In Your Lame Is Corrupt So You Expect That Everything Else Is The Same! about 6 hours ago via web

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47. GetCyrusJackson

    @raincoaster you believe these lies. hello lies are not true. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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48. MJ_in_my_Heart

    @raincoaster i will pray for you,good luck with your future about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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49. IrmaJackie

    @raincoaster So Eat Your Heart! 14 Times NOT GUILTY! Live With That Or Even Better Die With That! If You Think It Was Corrupt It’s Because about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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50. raincoaster

    RT @celeduc: @raincoaster isn’t he dead, anyhow? I mean, if you can’t pick on dead child molesters, who CAN you pick on? [amen to that!] about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck

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51. notwoodyallen

    @raincoaster anyone else besides me impressed that she knew how to use photoshop? about 6 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac in reply to raincoaster

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52. LiverBird3

    If @Raincoaster put as much effort into finding the truth – she might just change her mind – BUT SHE DOESN’T WANT TO – DO YOU DEAR? about 6 hours ago via web

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53. celeduc

    @raincoaster isn’t he dead, anyhow? I mean, if you can’t pick on dead child molesters, who CAN you pick on? about 6 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac in reply to raincoaster

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54. GetCyrusJackson

    @raincoaster You dont kno what your talking about. thats it. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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55. MJ_in_my_Heart

    @raincoaster i will suggest you start now asking God and Michael for forgivness,and change your ways>its your destiny,its in your hands about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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56. raincoaster

    RT @MJILOVEU4ever: @raincoaster you are rude and evil so you can add discourteous to your image too [mother would be so proud!] about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck

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57. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster well then perhaps another day! While u r out drownin ur own sorrows in booze~ I’m going for a work out. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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58. MJILOVEU4ever

    @raincoaster you are rude and evil so you can add discourteous to your image too about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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59. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster probably wouldnt be a good idea for u to go to the Irish Heather- just sayin. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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60. crystalreinitz

    Thanks for the RT’s about @salbrecht‘s Grind record: @raincoaster @DixonTam @sylvia_tan @alex_ruiz @dilarahamid @mis_sy @KyeGrace @jpadamson about 6 hours ago via web

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61. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster u must be friends with @psychicjay u r two peas in a pod. Dumb ignorant and both know my grannies! Polly and Ester! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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62. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster SORRY. Again u fail.Why don’t u just fall off of twitter? (Gotten any exercise lately?Doesn’t look like it) about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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63. MJILOVEU4ever

    @raincoaster why dont you stfu about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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64. IrmaJackie

    @raincoaster You Said It Right MJ FANS! MJ Fans Talk About One Issue: Michael Jackson Sorry You Are Not Include …Sorry about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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65. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster awwwh why? are u that lonely u have no one to chat with? about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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66. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster U’d like that wouldn’t u!!! LMFAO!!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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67. MJILOVEU4ever

    @raincoaster you are not famous you are evil about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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68. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster I’m sure u can’t afford to walk across the street. But u sure can hate on Michael Jackson why is that? Becuz u hate ur life? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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69. MJILOVEU4ever

    @raincoaster you still have not answered my question or cant you – what did MJ do to you to make you hate him about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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70. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster And who the hell does your hair? A HURRICANE? What are u like 65 70 yrs old and still hating on Michael Jackson? #FAIL!!!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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71. IrmaJackie

    @raincoaster But No One Will Even Remember Your Name You Misrerable You Are Gonna Die Alone And Hated Dry And Sick about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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72. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster can u say Bipolar Narcissistic maybe a little touch of MPD? have u gotten any help yet? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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73. j_holtslander

    @raincoaster Why does that sound really familiar?? about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raincoaster

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74. MJ_in_my_Heart

    @raincoaster go ahead follow your jounalism rainbow>theres no gold at the end for you may God have mercy on your soul about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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75. stepc

    @raincoaster Hahaha…I’m not sure whether or not to thank you for this afternoon’s hilarity/cringe-yness. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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76. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster see u havent made me mad- I am extremely loyal to Michael Jackson and MJ family so u hate on them?BRING IT TO ME!!!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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77. MJILOVEU4ever

    @raincoaster Michael Jackson is one of the worlds greatest humanitarians – what have you done for the world about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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78. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster Sorry hun.I’m straight. Not bi.Not that there is a thing wrong with that. But I’m taken. didn’t bother to read my bio? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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79. IrmaJackie

    @__R_A_M MJ Is LOVED By Millions FOREVER!!!!! And @raincoaster Is The Roach My Mother Killed Yesterday! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to __R_A_M

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80. MJ_in_my_Heart

    @raincoaster its your road your choosing,but look in the history of those who have hurt michael,there dead my dear>so your choice :) about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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81. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster U hate on Michael Jackson? #YOU FAIL!!! PERIOD! May your days be filled w/anguish and your nites be filled with torment!!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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82. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster Neglected? ARE U JOKING ME! NOW I AM LMFAO U HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM DO YOU!!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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83. MJILOVEU4ever

    @raincoaster if you wrote that disgusting article just to get fan reaction that you are worse than I thought about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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84. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster what’s the matter am I talking to fast for you???? cat got your tongue??? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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85. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster Your wardrobe be Polyester!!! Now why don’t u pick on someone who is still alive! Instead of those who have passed u dumb bitch about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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86. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster oh and judging by the pics I saw of u, u have met my Grannies! POLLY AND ESTER! GET IT U R AS TACKY AS YOUR WARDROBE!!! >>> about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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87. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster Yes My sisters “Karma and Fate” are waiting to meet u!!! Aren’t u excited!!! YAY!!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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88. IrmaJackie

    @__R_A_M Sweetie Leave Garbages Like @raincoaster Always Leave The World Alone And No One Even Remember Their Name So Lame… about 7 hours ago via web in reply to __R_A_M

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89. TH4MJndJB

    @raincoaster Well then let god and god only judge,you dont have too! u just quit the lies & bullsh!t, hes dead now ok, ye got what ye wanted about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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90. MJ_in_my_Heart

    @raincoaster yeah and you disgust me>you can quote me>let MJ rest in peace your evil,and when somethin happens,we warned you>with the LOVE about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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91. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster did u meet my sisters??? Oh! U haven’t! Well u will.U see when u hate -lie and bash on ppl my sisters come to visit you… about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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92. KiSsMyFedOra

    When r bloggers like, @raincoaster who have no one interested in their thoughts normally, gonna stop using MJ to get attention? #imjustsayin about 7 hours ago via web

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93. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster U said several times, that I was New to twitter. are u forgetting what u r saying already this early in the game? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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94. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster Do not try to belittle me it doesn’t work u fat cow. Have u met my two sisters yet? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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95. gypzygurl

    @raincoaster Look back & do some research on the MJ cases you will see that he was set up! about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to raincoaster

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96. MJ_in_my_Heart

    @raincoaster were not here for your amusement or a story dumbass,were here to tell you facts about MJ>NOT LIES,AND GARBAGE YOUR PUSHING about 7 hours ago via web

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97. __R_A_M

    @raincoaster U bash? And u do- u get bashed back.simple easy.doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that out! U never did answer my ? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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98. IrmaJackie

    @spiritdance33 Sweetie Leave Miserabels Like @raincoaster Leave The World Alone And No One Will Even Remember His Name So Sad… about 7 hours ago via web

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99. MJILOVEU4ever

    RT @LiverBird3: @Raincoaster – if you know so much why weren’t you at the trial about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck

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100. __R_A_M

     @raincoaster Oh u will get somethin out of me alright but it won’t be an article. Now what is this about me being new to twitter? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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101. TH4MJndJB

     I hate when people like @raincoaster Judge people like Michael jackson when she hasnt a clue bout him…just let God judge ok…!?!? about 7 hours ago via web

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102. __R_A_M

     @raincoaster nice chatting with a new user? What makes u think that???? Oh am I typing too fast for your lame ass? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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103. MJILOVEU4ever

     This is the LADY making fun of Michael Jackson #iQUIT –> http://bit.ly/d6SNe4 @Raincoaster <–and her twitter @spiritdance33 about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck

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104. MJ_in_my_Heart

     @raincoaster so your amused by upsetting people,this is your joy?your sick,,Michael is innocent>get it right for some karma gets you about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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105. __R_A_M

     @raincoaster who is alive to defend themselves? Are u that insecure in yourself???? YES! U FAIL! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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106. __R_A_M

     @raincoaster Maybe u r projecting out what YOU Really are… Michael Jackson was a fine man. THE BEST OF THE BEST! why don’t u bash someone- about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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107. __R_A_M

     @raincoaster Ur tweets about Michael Jackson are nothing but hate. New on twitter??? LMFAO!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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108. OnlyRealTink

     @marlongirl4life : The only reason @raincoaster does it is because she /he thinks they can get away with it. =( about 7 hours ago via web

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109. __R_A_M

     @raincoaster are u gettin all this down or am I talking to fast for you honey? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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110. __R_A_M

     @raincoaster Ummm excuse me? Do not TRY and belittle my family – say @IrmaJackie for instance~ She is my sister. Why the hate on MJ? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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111. LiverBird3

     @raincoaster You only believe biased reports about MJ because YOU YOURSELF ARE BIASED, GO LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR! THAT’S THE TRUTH! about 7 hours ago via web

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112. __R_A_M

     @raincoaster Hate on my fam -#MJFAM as u will fail. But by the looks of it- and a little research ON YOU …u already did fail. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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113. TyranRiel

     @raincoaster idk & idc for haters,srry :/ about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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114. SusanLvsmydogs

     @raincoaster your sick and im blocking you. i dont need to see your lies and shit you spread about MJ! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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115. __R_A_M

     @raincoaster drawing people out on twitter? Excuse me? U drew yourself out.why are you talking bad about Michael Jackson? and do NOT >>> about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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116. __R_A_M

     @raincoaster IDGAF What the FAKERAINCOASTER IS DOING OR SAYING I DO Give a fuck that u r hating on MJ and on MJ fans. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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117. marlongirl4life

     @LiverBird3 We must be MJ’s voice. @raincoaster needs to “BEAT IT” & leave Michael alone! To bad she has to pick on someone who isnt here about 7 hours ago via mobile web in reply to LiverBird3

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118. TH4MJndJB

     @raincoaster until u have proof please dont accuse Michael of anything he didnt do! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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119. OnlyRealTink

     I’ve just blocked @Raincoaster. ☺♥ about 7 hours ago via web

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120. RooseJackson

     @raincoaster Im sorry but are you calling Michael Jackson a pedophile? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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121. IrmaJackie

     @raincoaster You Jerk.Don’t Put Your Misery On Other People Keep It To Yourself! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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122. LiverBird3

     Consult this @raincoaster > GO SCREW YOURSELF! about 7 hours ago via web

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123. TyranRiel

     I had2 lay it down on @raincoaster lmbo talking about MJ like that, BITCH!!! Dnt even have a damn picture of him r her,wateva the heck it is about 7 hours ago via web

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124. __R_A_M

     @raincoaster really what kind of meeting? if I may ask? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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125. raincoaster

     @__R_A_M Just do a search for “@raincoaster” and you’ll have fun. I wonder what @FakeRaincoaster is doing today about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to __R_A_M

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126. TyranRiel

     @raincoaster your a fucking bitch,races,and very rude. And don’t care about anything or any1 but ur damn self,and god is not blessing u >:( about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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127. __R_A_M

     @raincoaster realllly? Like what? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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128. SusanLvsmydogs

     how does it feel @raincoaster to be made fun of, now you know what your doing to Michael Jackson, and its all lies what ur saying! about 7 hours ago via web

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129. ShalenaJaxn

     I didn’t know that Big fat hamsters used computers, damn this is armegeddon @raincoaster go back to your wheel NOW! .Fat Pink bxtch . about 7 hours ago via web

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130. IM_MOJO_JOJO

     Yeap…just another MJ hater @raincoaster about 7 hours ago via web

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131. GentleAngelic

     @ShalenaJaxn did you notice how @raincoaster didn’t respond to any of my tweets? she must not have any proof. or she’s just an idiot. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to ShalenaJaxn

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132. __R_A_M

     @raincoaster Hey are u around???? about 7 hours ago via web

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133. ShalenaJaxn

     RT @markena7 get on a treadmill or bike instead of sitting behind a computer eating donuts talking about a successful MJ @raincoaster about 7 hours ago via web

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134. LiverBird3

     @Raincoaster – if you know so much why weren’t you at the trial STUPID COW! about 7 hours ago via web

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135. TheBluey

     @raincoaster Have I told you lately how much I enjoy it when you angry the crazies? :) about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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136. ShalenaJaxn

     So I suggest you fxckin leave MJ and his fans alone you BIG dumb piece of shxt. @raincoaster about 7 hours ago via web

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137. ShalenaJaxn

     Its no fun being made fun of is it?! You can pretend that it doesn’t hurt your feelings, but it really does because its true. @raincoaster about 7 hours ago via web

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138. ShalenaJaxn

     Your race is not an issue your SPECIES is lmao. Go back to Winnie the Pooh Piglet and leave MJ alone. @raincoaster about 7 hours ago via web

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139. SusanLvsmydogs

     @raincoaster how long what takes, you to figure out if you have a brain or not lol about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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140. SusanLvsmydogs

     you got so much time on your hands to write sick crap and lies about Michael Jackson @raincoaster about 7 hours ago via web

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141. SusanLvsmydogs

     @raincoaster do you live alone and not married? about 7 hours ago via web

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142. raincoaster

     RT @MJILOVEU4ever: @raincoaster your race is an issue because you have slandered the legacy of a beautiful black man Michael Jackson about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck

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143. SusanLvsmydogs

     @raincoaster your having fun……your are one sick cookie about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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144. SusanLvsmydogs

     how come i cant see what @raincoaster is saying you have me blocked ? oh boo hoo lol about 7 hours ago via web

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145. MoonwalkerShady

     @Raincoaster You gotta overthink yourself. For real. about 7 hours ago via web

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146. MJILOVEU4ever

     @Mellie321 follow @raincoaster Lorraine Murphy she is the one that wrote the recent disgusting article about Michael about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Mellie321

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147. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster your race is an issue because you have slandered the name and legacy of a beautiful black man Michael Jackson about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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148. SusanLvsmydogs

     @raincoaster just wants attention about 7 hours ago via web

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149. SusanLvsmydogs

     @raincoaster stop reading those tabloids….because you dont know nothing about MJ…..like us #MJFam do about 7 hours ago via web

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150. OnlyRealTink

     There is a one @Raincoaster who needs a heavy dose of the #MJFAM! read this person’s tweets! They are evil to MJ! about 7 hours ago via web

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151. haveuheard1

     @raincoaster can’t wait for u to do me tomorrow (lol) about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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152. MJ_in_my_Heart

     @raincoaster he was not a pedophile>>he never ever would harm a child,he was found innocent on all charges>the boy admited MJ did nothing about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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153. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster and MJ was NOT a pedophile – he was found innocent on all charges just to refresh your memory about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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154. LiverBird3

     @Raincoaster – YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MJ – YOU’RE SOURCES ARE BIASED. about 7 hours ago via web

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155. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster you never answered my question – what has he done to you to make you hate him about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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156. OnlyRealTink

     @LiverBird3 : I just looked at this @Raincoaster this person said that they have proof that Mj sexually souch more then on youth! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to LiverBird3

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157. MJ_in_my_Heart

     @raincoaster try speaking on subjects you actually know about>>you obviously dont have a clue bout MJ>so leave him alone>and your blocked:) about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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158. LiverBird3

     @Raincoaster – is your background meant to be artistic? – its rubbish! about 8 hours ago via web

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159. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster we all took a vote and agree that you look like Miss Piggy about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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160. GentleAngelic

     @raincoaster again i’m not trying to be mean and i would like very much if you didn’t say anything mean to me. about 8 hours ago via web

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161. GentleAngelic

     @raincoaster thrown at you by Michael’s family. about 8 hours ago via web

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162. GentleAngelic

     @raincoaster if you don’t have these things then i would suggest that you keep your “opinions” to yourself. unless you want a slander suit about 8 hours ago via web

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163. LiverBird3

     I told @Raincoaster where to go – and then blocked her – she is anti MJ! about 8 hours ago via web

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164. TyranRiel

     RT @ShalenaJaxn: You look like Miss Piggy, stop messing with MJ and his fans. #ThanksGoodbye . @Raincoaster about 8 hours ago via txt

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165. SmoothTwiminal

     @raincoaster you are just an insecure ugly ass fat ass polar bear who cant take in the new michael jackson is too sexy for words. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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166. ShalenaJaxn

     You look like Miss Piggy, stop messing with MJ and his fans. #ThanksGoodbye . @Raincoaster about 8 hours ago via web

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167. GentleAngelic

     @raincoaster you know photographs and sworn testimony. things of that nature. of course :) about 8 hours ago via web

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168. GentleAngelic

     @raincoaster i’m not trying to be mean to you. and yes I am a MJ fan. ok. so if you have no proof and by proof I mean physical proof. about 8 hours ago via web

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169. MissBad1987

     RT @ShalenaJaxn This is the LADY making fun of Michael Jackson #iQUIT –> http://i45.tinypic.com/2usfvyh.jpg @Raincoaster <–and her twitter about 8 hours ago via web

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170. GentleAngelic

     @raincoaster it would also be prudent if you didn’t demean people on here. it makes you look foolish considering what you are saying. about 8 hours ago via web

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171. GentleAngelic

     @raincoaster i would like to see what proof you have that MJ was a “child molester” it should be easy if you have it of course. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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172. MissBad1987

     @raincoaster SOOOOOOOOOOOOO about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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173. SmoothTwiminal

     @raincoaster You take the word UGly and DUMBASS to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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174. SmoothTwiminal

     @raincoaster LOL #IMDEADDDD your ugly as fuck , and yet you talk about michael jackson LMAO #bitchPLEASE about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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175. MJILOVEU4ever

     This is the LADY making fun of Michael Jackson #iQUIT –> http://bit.ly/d6SNe4 @Raincoaster <– and her twitter about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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176. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster tell me – what did MJ ever do to you to cause you to hate him about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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177. NikkiLoves_You

     @raincoaster One of my followers was talking about how you say MJ was a pedophile. Do you hate him? Do you have proof that he was? about 8 hours ago via web

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178. SmoothTwiminal

     @raincoaster ayo bitch , i heard you was talking about Michael jackson , come to me if you got shit to say about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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179. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster if you were not so busy hating on MJ – you might have learned a thing or two from him about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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180. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster no I am NOT a racist miss lorraine – I have many black friends and I love them dearly about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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181. raincoaster

     RT @MJILOVEU4ever: http://bit.ly/cZ0sEN this is @raincoaster profile LOL even has a pic of her lily white face [yep, you're no racist eh?] about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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182. MJ_in_my_Heart

     @raincoaster michaeljackson was proven innocent on all misconduct charges>get your facts right before speaking about MJ >just dont speak :) about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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183. MJILOVEU4ever

     http://bit.ly/cZ0sEN this is @raincoaster profile LOL even has a pic of her lily white face about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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184. MissBad1987

     i gave blocked @raincoaster about 8 hours ago via web

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185. NikkiLoves_You

     @raincoaster One of my followers was talking about how you say MJ was a pedophile. Do you hate him? Do you have proof that he was? about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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186. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster this is slander that you have written-maybe the Jackson should sue your ass @randyjackson8 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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187. MJILOVEU4ever

     this is the kind of stuff I wish Randy and Jermaine would go after – these racist journalists @raincoaster @randyjackson8 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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188. SusanLvsmydogs

     @raincoaster how old are you 2? that you want all this attention? grow up! about 8 hours ago via web

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189. LiverBird3

     @raincoaster get it from Sneddon did you?, go fill your head with more shit you idiot! about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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190. AlabasterC

     @raincoaster Hey lovely, hope you aren’t drowning under the inexplicable mass of hate and rage. Busy night. Great writing. Keep it up. about 8 hours ago via Chromed Bird

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191. MJILOVEU4ever

     @ShalenaJaxn I had enough with Andrea Peyser and not this piece of scum comes along @raincoaster about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ShalenaJaxn

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192. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster well we know you are white and you probably are still in mom’s basement too about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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193. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster @Flogga I agree Flogga she is nothing but a racist looking for some attention-slandering MJ’s name is disgusting about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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194. ShalenaJaxn

     I don’t get folks who make it a PROFESSION to Hate on Michael J. Jackson. Michael Jackson was NOT a pedophile, you were dumbass @raincoaster about 8 hours ago via web

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195. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster what has MJ ever done to you to cause you to hate him so much about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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196. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster dont worry I will bring it about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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197. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster how does it feel to be a hated racist journalist about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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198. MJILOVEU4ever

     @Flogga thank you for your comments to @raincoaster another racist journalist about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Flogga

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199. MJILOVEU4ever

     ALL MJ FANS Lorraine Murphy @raincoaster is the racist that wrotehttp://bit.ly/c2EkEB Please let her know what you think #standupforMJ about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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200. Flogga

     @raincoaster you’ll look like an idiot after you’ve said it! about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raincoaster

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201. Flogga

     @raincoaster just Fuck you! Where exactly do you pick up these bullshit things about Michael? I’d like to know, because I’m pretty sure about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raincoaster

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202. classics3000

     @raincoaster Must’ve been a short, meaningless meeting! Lying ass BIGOT! about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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203. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster you’ll soon have your twitter page flooded with responses of outrage for that RACIST article on MJ @randyjackson8 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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204. classics3000

     @raincoaster If you discriminate against stupid people, then you only need to look in the mirror to get good practice. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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205. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster what if MJ’s kids come across your disgusting article – would you even care how it would hurt them? @randyjackson8 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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206. MJILOVEU4ever

     http://bit.ly/c2EkEB Lorraine Murphy-the scumbag journalist that wrote this article on MJ – her twitter name is @raincoaster @randyjackson8 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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207. classics3000

     @raincoaster At first, I thought your were deluded by ur obvious hate towards Michael Jackson. Now its clear. Its about roots. Villify ELVIS about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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208. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster in case you forgot Michael was found innocent of all charges in 2005-that means he did NOT do anything wrong about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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209. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster how dare you slander the name and legacy of Michael Jackson – what did he ever do to you? about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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210. classics3000

     @raincoaster you’ll soon have your twitter and dirt sheet page flooded with responses of outrage for that RACIST jab. ALL racists are PIGS about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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211. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster you have now joined the likes of Diane Dimond, Nancy Grace & Andrea Peyser – all racist journalists about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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212. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster your ass is gonna get it from not only Michael Jackson fans but Black people in general. Stupid move you redneck ass hillbilly about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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213. classics3000

     @raincoaster FUCK YOU, you ignorant gasbag of a bitch. Never seen an old lady have such a cold persona. Almost torn in “cussing” you out. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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214. MJILOVEU4ever

     @raincoaster the def. of a bafoon is an idiot – you racist slime journalist about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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215. MJILOVEU4ever

     http://bit.ly/c2EkEB Lorraine Murphy-the scumbag journalist that wrote this article on MJ – her twitter name is @raincoaster about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

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216. classics3000

     @raincoaster go suck on the “head” of a gas can and play with some matches. “bafoon” is our urban/Black way of saying IDIOT. You racist PIG about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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217. nycdeb

     @raincoaster I’m totally out of popcorn! Damn, this is like a twitter mini-series! about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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218. raincoaster

     RT @classics3000: @raincoaster Excuse me, was that an attempted rub at the way Black people talk? So you a bafoon and a racist? about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck

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219. classics3000

     @raincoaster your ass is gonna get it from not only Michael Jackson fans but Black people in general. Stupid move you redneck ass hillbilly about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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220. classics3000

     @raincoaster Excuse me, was that an attempted rub at the way Black people talk? So you a bafoon and a racist? about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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221. classics3000

     @raincoaster I don’t choose who follows and as you can see I FOLLOW Noone. That issue is irrelevant 2 this debate, but you bring it up. WHY? about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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222. classics3000

     @raincoaster It’s not OVER until I say so. Got it? This will be continued and in the end your sarcastic ass will be owned. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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223. classics3000

     @raincoaster As you can see, I’m being real civilized with you, but if you keep up the bullshit, I’m gonna make you regret it. TRUST that! about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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224. classics3000

     @raincoaster SPELL. Get the fuck outta here. It’s twitter. Your attempts at comedy and trying to throw jabs is failing miserably about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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225. classics3000

     @raincoaster Ok silly and crazed EH? Broad, one thing I can assure you of is that you’re CORRECT! But it’s on a level you’re not ready for! about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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226. polveredistella

     @raincoaster :) about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raincoaster

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227. classics3000

     @raincoaster Lorraine,U want reputable. Well,as a “reporter”,start with the COURT TRANSCRIPTS. If U dont want 2 buy the pdf, I mite help you about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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228. classics3000

     @raincoaster It’s not reputable. It’s tabloidish innuendo, written with the intent to make MONEY. Scandal & salaciousness SELLS. U kno this about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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229. polveredistella

     “@raincoaster: I’d wear this every damn day: a raincoat made from an old Twister mat http://bit.ly/9Y1DIV” Love it!! about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

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230. GDgeek

     @raincoaster Got inpired to find other Twister things, found this along the way… Psycho shower curtain: http://ow.ly/24Xah about 9 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to raincoaster

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231. classics3000

     @raincoaster POINT PROVEN. You’re biased. Right out your own mouth. So, do you think it’s time to look at the woman in the mirror? about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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232. classics3000

     @raincoaster see, stupid attempts at trying to push your comedic routines are pointless about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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233. classics3000

     @raincoaster and you’re a “reporter”. So how the fuck can you be so stubborn in gathering info on such a sensitive subject matter about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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234. classics3000

     @raincoaster But you don’t want to. You want your “opinion” to stand, regardless of FACTS you don’t CARE to find! U do realize ur bias shows about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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235. classics3000

     @raincoaster why do you keep inserting the illogical statements. I’m here, as a nonreporter, trying to help U do your FUCKING Job. CORRECTLY about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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236. classics3000

     @raincoaster That’s bullshit. What you’ve reported is what Maurren Orth “felt” and NOT what she knew. So you’re rehashing 3rd person garbage about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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237. classics3000

     @raincoaster Although it’s a “nice” gesture on their parts, it’s IRRESPONSIBLE of them to not have done it when he was still here. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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238. classics3000

     @raincoaster Are you aware of the increasing number of media whores whove finally decided to do indebt research and see MJ was no paedophile about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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239. classics3000

     @raincoaster Real reporters have respect for their profession and always follow the rules they were introduced to in school called ETHICS. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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240. classics3000

     @raincoaster Show me a news organization concerned about truth instead of sensationalism and money and I’ll give you the pot of gold I found about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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241. KimStaflund

     @raincoaster Thanks for the RT! about 9 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to raincoaster

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242. classics3000

     @raincoaster When U say U have no ill intent towards his family, who do U think has to suffer the continued scorn from the article like urs? about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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243. lbilben

     :)RT @24hoursvan: RT @raincoaster: RT @thecajunboy: most alleged Russian spies have detailed LinkedIn profiles = LinkedIn users R communists about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck

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244. classics3000

     @raincoaster no satisfaction at all. But dont U think the coincidence is STRIKING? NOBODY went 2 his funeral. NOONE. Not Jordy,June or n-e1 about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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245. classics3000

     @raincoaster no satisfaction at all. But dont U think the coincidence is STRIKING? NOBODY went 2 his funeral. NOONE. Not Jordy,June or n-e1 about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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246. InvasiveNotes

     @Big_Jen @ComfyPaws @virtualana1 @raincoaster @ESIPAQWG @Squirrelbasket @judithwillson @EZeeGardening @EZeeGardening @pauljimerson THX 4 RT about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck

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247. reechard

     @raincoaster Wow, some of those rabid MJ “fans” really are offensive. You are excellent troll bait BTW :) Classic trash 3000. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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248. classics3000

     @raincoaster Why dont U ask Ray Chan really how biased he is, being that he’s the brother of Evan, who blew his brains out after MJ died about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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249. nycdeb

     @raincoaster *grabs popcorn* about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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250. nycdeb

     @raincoaster maybe they hoping that eventually someone will see it and redefine pederast for them – to make it all better. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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251. nycdeb

     @raincoaster maybe they hoping that eventually someone will see it and redefine pederast for them – to make it all better. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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252. MarkBusse

     We’ll have to disagree @raincoaster. Always WANTED to like/support Wazubee, & servers r nice, but food is sub-standard & often served cold. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Grandview-Woodland, Vancouver in reply to raincoaster

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253. seancranbury

     @raincoaster That’s some high quality shit. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster

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254. theEmptyCalorie

     @raincoaster excellent point. I was thinking Jesus would win b/c he could teleport but the corporeal regeneration thing is a bigger deal about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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255. nycdeb

     no half measures from @raincoaster – when she stirs the pot, she uses a big spoon, an even bigger pot & stirs really fast :-) Brava! about 10 hours ago via web

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256. happysquid

     @raincoaster left handed compliment? :) about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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257. classics3000

     @raincoaster It doesn’t matter WHEN it was written. Whta matters is that it was written at all, with no disregard for his family & the like about 10 hours ago via web

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258. classics3000

     @raincoaster It doesn’t matter WHEN it was written. Whta matters is that it was written at all, with no disregard for his family & the like about 10 hours ago via web

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259. 24hoursvan

     RT @raincoaster: RT @thecajunboy: Noticed most alleged Russian spies have detailed LinkedIn profiles, meaning LinkedIn users are communists about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck

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260. classics3000

     @raincoaster look lady, if U were the victim of abuse and have some unresolved issues, professional help is the key. Not uncheked MJ bashing about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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261. classics3000

     @raincoaster look lady, if U were the victim of abuse and have some unresolved issues, professional help is the key. Not uncheked MJ bashing about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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262. theEmptyCalorie

     @raincoaster @classics3000 who do you think would win in a wrestling match….Godzilla or Jesus? about 10 hours ago via web

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263. classics3000

     @raincoaster As a “wannabe” media whore,U should at least attempt 2 do research. Tabloid shit from MJ haters like Orth and Dimond DONT count about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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264. classics3000

     @raincoaster As a “wannabe” media whore,U should at least attempt 2 do research. Tabloid shit from MJ haters like Orth and Dimond DONT count about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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265. classics3000

     @raincoaster U see how ignorant U are. And U look OLD enough 2 be someone’s Grandma! 300M means alot 2 the many starving & ill ppl it helped about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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266. classics3000

     @raincoaster U see how ignorant U are. And U look OLD enough 2 be someone’s Grandma! 300M means alot 2 the many starving & ill ppl it helped about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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267. KaveyF

     @raincoaster baiting is soooo much fun with crazies about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck

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268. classics3000

     @raincoaster Jesus Christ is my Savior and GOD is the ALMIGHTY. Michael Jackson was an innocent, naive soul that gave 300MILL+ 2 help ppl about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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269. KaveyF

     @raincoaster “Michael Jackson A Saint For Our TImes”? Really? They ARE crazy crazy. Not just regular crazy but crazy crazy. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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270. classics3000

     @raincoaster That’s why you put your name there. And its pretty fucking dumb 2 do so, I might add. Tells alot about such a blasphemous BITCH about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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271. classics3000

     @raincoaster Bitch,cant U READ. Reread the last tweet. You’re a “self promoting” media whore& like them you’ll sell your tunafish azz 4 FAME about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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272. raincoaster

     RT @classics3000: @raincoaster Uself promoting needle nosed media whore, Udo that defaming shit behind the scenes thinkin you’re shielded. about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck

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273. classics3000

     @raincoaster Uself promoting needle nosed media whore, U can do that defaming shit behind the scenes thinkin you’re shielded.DONT believe it about 11 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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274. classics3000

     @raincoaster nah Bitch, you’re the one who’s NUTS. Real fuqin crazy 2 publish such foul shit & hopin you’ll receive mass support. Be CAREFUL about 11 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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275. raincoaster

     RT @classics3000: @raincoaster UR a piece of shit! It’s obvious ur azz is leveraging blasphemous headlines 4 attention.Ur MJ article=BS about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck

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276. classics3000

     @raincoaster Lady, you’re an undeniable piece of shit! It’s obvious ur azz is leveraging blasphemous headlines 4 attention.Ur MJ article=BS about 11 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster

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The prize is a full tuition scholarship to internationally-respected Vancouver Film School, the school out of which Kevin Smith dropped to go on to produce the magnum opus, the veritable Big Chill of his generation, Clerks. Like I ever saw that.

I’m old, yo.

Anyhoo. The challenge is to make a compelling YouTube pitch explaining just exactly why you’re the natural choice to win. Anyone with enough self-confidence to go into film should have no problem with this part. The school picks the finalists, and then the viewers on YouTube make the final choice.

Official Rules

Full Press Release (PDF)

A few more details, from the FAQ:

This competition is about making film school accessible to everyone. The YouTube community will award three aspiring artists (that includes directors, animators, actors, sound designers and more) with full-tuition scholarships to the Vancouver Film School program of their choice.

Between March 18th and May 9th, submit a short film, animation or creative pitch addressing the theme “What Matters to You.” You must start your video by identifying the VFS program you wish to attend and you must limit your video to no more than three minutes. On May 20th, we will announce the 10 finalists, selected by Vancouver Film School.

From May 20th to May 27th, the YouTube community will view and vote for their favorite videos.

On May 30th, we will announce the 3 scholarship winners.

What programs are up for scholarship awards?

1. Foundation Visual Art & Design
2. Acting Essentials
3. 3D Animation & Visual Effects
4. Classical Animation
5. Digital Character Animation
6. Houdini™ Certification
7. Acting for Film & Television
8. Digital Design
9. Entertainment Business Management
10. Film Production
11. Game Design
12. Makeup Design for Film & Television
13. Sound Design for Visual Media
14. Writing for Film & Television

Some handy tips:

Be creative. Don’t just tell us what’s important to you – show us. For example, if you’re a director, make a short film or documentary about an issue you care about. If you’re an animator, animate a story about an issue, person, place, etc. that matters to you. If you’re a writer, pitch a fresh screenplay concept about something that matters to you. If you’re a makeup artist, transform a stranger into someone who matters to you. These are just ideas and we know you can do better, but the point is: think creatively!

What gets into the shortlist?

Vancouver Film School will judge submissions based on the following criteria:

a. Creativity and Originality (up to 25 points)
b. Relevance of the video to the particular program of study selected (up to 25 points)
c. Technical Execution: Camera/Sound/Lighting/Editing (up to 25 points)
d. Overall Impression (up to 25 points)

And after that, it’s all up to the community on YouTube, so start sucking up building relationships now!

Here’s the penultimate, from the guy who played Little Scotty Evil in all those Austin Powers movies:

And the transcript, courtesy of the uploader

Leave Chris Crocker alone…leave him alone! He is just a human, he has ideas that he knows is important and opinions ppl should hear about other ppl. he-he loves his grandmother, and hes going thru a tough time.. that britney pool didnt build itself, he had to build tht himself, he put all those pictures up after buying and collecting them all. did u do that?! u didnt do that….. you cant talk about someone when ur not willing to do wat they do.. u hve not spent a mile walking in his sneakers, or platforms or pumps,or i dont know what he wears,but i bet its stylish… fuck u, u judgemental people…he is dealing with a lot right now, u dont know make fun of him, if u wanna make fun of him ur gonna have to go thru me…and i am tough to go thru cuz i am (idk what he said here,tangable?[ed note: yes, "Tangible"])..leave him alone. and watch robot chicken sunday nights at 11:30 at cartoon networks adult swim, season 2 dvd available right now. so buy it… and leave him alone… ugh!

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