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Category Archives: Allegory

Snow in Seattle: Pic O’ The Day!

I really can’t say why (especially after this many festive Martinis) but this picture resonates with me and reminds me of Cartier Bresson’s Decisive Moment, although there is nothing decisive about this whatsoever, which is in and of itself in fact and in actuality very, very West Coast indeed.

The Battle of Bethlehem

It’s Santa vs the Babby Jeebus in the fight of the … duplennium? Sumthin’ anyway.

Beaver Movie Goes On the Down Low to Come Out On Top

Beaver shots are, indeed, one of our evergreen subjects around these parts, although if yours is green I’d recommend that Monistat stuff or maybe some nutritious, low-cal cranberry and yogurt smoothies.
Ahem.
And so it is that, once again, we are posting about beaver. Well, everybody loves beaver, right? Why, it’s the national animal of Canada! But [...]

The Battle of Boca Raton

For more on the ongoing (and underreported!) covert war in our gardens, see here.

Sarah Palin’s Christmas Special!

You just can’t keep a bad ex-candidate down. Yes, the Dan Quayle of Alaska is back, with a retro holiday special sure to bring a tear to the eye.

from Jimmy Kimmel via SeriouslyOMG

Eavesdropping at the Ovaltine

See, this is why I need a laptop. So I don’t have to snarf the last half of my meal and RUN home, desperately trying not to jostle my brain and let all the golden eavesdrops fall out.
More or less verbatim, heard from my perch on the highly prestigious “booth side” of the Ovaltine, coming [...]

Houston…

Fail? Or Succeed?

Something tells me the voice of experience guides the hand of the bookstore clerk here:

Quiz: which board game are you?

Fact is, I loathe bored games. I dropped an entire group of friends because the only time they get together is to play bored games, and if there’s one thing I detest it’s getting 20 minutes into a strategy in an unfamiliar situation when suddenly someone says, “Oh, did I forget to tell you? [...]

At Your Service

Ever wondered how those swanky hotels manage to be so irritatingly perfect all the time? It takes people like this, and if you think this is exaggerated, you’ve spent your work life in places with lower standards.

stolen from CelebritySmack

“At Your Service” is a fast ride of traditional 2D animation (composited in [...]