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Category Archives: Anna Nicole Smith

It’s a Wonderful Lohan

December 21, 2007 – 12:17 am

My celebrity gossip blogging is catching up to me. I spend so much time reading about Lindsay Lohan’s latest twelve-stepping breakthrough than I do reading about flaming Swedish assholes or Great Cthulhu. This, obviously, will not do.
But sometimes I do find something of moderate to severe amusement, and such is the following. For those of [...]

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Celebrity Mugshot Slideshow

October 3, 2007 – 5:44 am

A boring title, I know, but this video is laugh-a-minute, at least: it is if you’re as malevolently Schaedenfreudeyan as I!

via turtlebutt, and cross-posted to Ayyyy!

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Regis Raw

April 7, 2007 – 10:02 pm

The Reej lays it down righteously, slammin’ celebs and keepin’ it real, yo, with a little help from DCLugi.

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100% plastic: the Anna Nicole Smith doll

March 29, 2007 – 6:14 am

 
So inasmuch as it’s completely synthetic, it’s that much more perfect a representation of the gawdy trainwreck that was Vicky Lynn.
Buy it now on eBay! Before Howard Stern gets custody…

Beautiful One of a Kind Custom Doll
Inspired by Anna Nicole Smith

Artist Tina Lia’s original creations have been featured in Rolling Stone Online Magazine
This stunning doll has [...]

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Operation Global Media Domination: Operation Ego!

March 21, 2007 – 4:34 am

Been awhile since-t we had one of these, so there is much to report on the Global Media Domination front.
Beavers continue to do well, particularly after I scandalized a certain blogging conference with my references thereunto: one gathers they’re far more used to hearing terms like “Analytics” and “Clickthroughs” than anything more vividly … uh … [...]

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now it can be told: Howard K Stern admits his sperm is useless

March 7, 2007 – 11:43 am

and Larry Birkhead’s is better.
Howard K. Stern has reportedly admitted he’s not the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Dannielynn and is now willing to sign over the paternity rights to the man who believes he is the baby’s real dad, Larry Birkhead for the right price.
 
Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a full-service lawyer. [...]

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Anna Nicole’s coffin attacked by Giant, Gay Squid

March 4, 2007 – 2:18 am

From Defamer comes the shocking news that, while inside the chapel, out of sight of the public, Anna Nicole Smith’s casket was attacked by a cluster of giant, pink, and apparently grief-crazed Squid, who threw themselves upon the coffin in an undistinguishable mass of blubbering pinkitude. Judging by their plumage the cephalopods are part of [...]

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over Anna Nicole’s dead body: hawt Howard K Stern and Larry Birkhead slash!

March 2, 2007 – 9:55 am

Yep, this story has officially jumped the shark. From Defamer comes the prescription drug and Slim Fast buzz busting news that some twisted and damned soul out there has taken it upon his/her/its self to serve the needs of the golddigging babydaddy porn community and produce this little masterpiece(of shit).
Enjoy?
Howard K. Stern kept staring at [...]

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Kids!

March 2, 2007 – 9:35 am

A sweet, funny little video about the birth of the now-famous YouTube the goat. Hope you’re not eating Ethiopian tonight…
I was gonna post some Larry Birkenhead/Howard K. Stern slashporn, but this is just too cute not to toss on the blog immediately.

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the ghost of Anna Nicole Smith takes over the body of Sharon Stone

February 15, 2007 – 4:18 pm

Well, how else would you explain the following? A familiarity with “Naughty Germans” is something one could easily associate with the erstwhile Trimspa Goddess, the Methadone Muse, as of course is loopily intoxicated showtime behaviour.
But Sharon Stone? Totally different story! Video over the jump…
Stolen from Defamer.
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