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Category Archives: beauty

Hot Chick Post: Bettie Page, Living Legend, In Critical Condition

Bettie Page, the notorious

Bettie Page, the wholesomest stripper the world has ever seen and probably the original model for BOTH Betty and Veronica, is hospitalized in critical condition in Los Angeles after a heart attack. The 85-year-old legend is reported to be in a coma at an unnamed LA-area hospital.
Here is some video of Bettie [...]

The Brossiere: Sad Joke or Humanitarian Effort?

Well, it’s like this.
See, people in Japan will buy anything. Including, apparently, bro-ssieres.

On the other hand, I can think of at least ONE man who could use this.

Does this make my ass look fat?

The secret is contouring, darlings.
In totally unrelated news, I started a new job last week (Yay! CeleBitchy is one of the very top gossip blogs in the world!) currently on the very leanest kind of part-time because my computer is so crashy and I’m so crushed for time. At last count I was actually working [...]

Operation Global Media Domination: Thank You, John McCain

Some people are grateful to him for serving his country in a time of war. Some people are grateful to him for the selflessness and courage he showed as a POW. Some people are grateful to him for the way he went to bat for military widows when their pension rights were threatened by Washington. [...]

Souls Mobile - Live | Fearless City

Here is the live streaming video from Mobile Souls at the Parade of Lost Souls. No idea if this UStream video will work, but what the hell, I’ll give it a shot.

more about “Souls Mobile - Live | Fearless City“, posted with vodpod
UPDATE: okay, screw that. Go here on Fearless for the actual streaming [...]

Quiz: what colour hair should you have?

Yes, oh anonymous internet quiz, I shall obey. Just as soon as I have the $155 I owe the last GOOD hairdresser to touch my head, plus another $155 to fix the sandy blonde-brown mess the last one made. Sigh.

Your Hair Should Be Red

You are a passionate person… both in love and in life.
You have [...]

Comme J’ai Mal by Mylene Farmer

Given the transition of Faceless Day into a new face for raincoaster, this seems like a good time to introduce this video by Franco-Canuck Mylene Farmer. It’s the first song that made me aware of her, and it only did that because of the awesome power of this particular video, which just happens to be [...]

Self-Hatred FTW!

Fran Lebowitz is right: the products of repression and self-hatred are artistically superior to the products of freedom and self-actualization. I mean: Vincent Van Gogh vs LeRoy Neiman. Case closed.
So this is what architects do in their spare time, when they’re not being paid to create soul-killing, fast-buck developments of appalling vulgarity that stain the [...]

She’s got a point

or two:

When fembots run out of bullets they’re still high calibre.

Quiz: what kind of piercing are you?

Yep, this one rings all the right bells, although we can all agree the LAST thing I need is more holes in my head.

You Are an Eyebrow Piercing

You are unique, quirky, and more than a little eccentric.
You cultivate the weirder sides of your personality, and you don’t mind sharing them.
Ever since you were a kid, [...]