What’s the difference, really, between one old Queen and another?
Which reminds me, in fact, of the time (I was not there, you understand, I heard it later, she wasn’t talking to me by that time) the Queen Mum phoned down to her butler’s switchboard or staff room or whatever it was [...]
William Shatner sings to whales.
Don’t ask me. I just blog this stuff.
So, is that what you call a podcast?
Some time ago max the Blonde Assassin noted that we’d gone for a very long time without a hot man around these parts (you’re telling me!) and so we resolved to take all steps necessary to rectify the situation ASAP and STAT, even.
And so it came to pass.
So to speak.
Say hello to Trent Reznor in [...]
To be quite frank, it’s been quite some time since there was jizz or, in fact, anything but me, in my pants, unless someone’s gotten up to something I don’t know about in the laundry room.
Ew.
Lyrics from thelonelyisland:
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand [...]
Bettie Page, the notorious
Bettie Page, the wholesomest stripper the world has ever seen and probably the original model for BOTH Betty and Veronica, is hospitalized in critical condition in Los Angeles after a heart attack. The 85-year-old legend is reported to be in a coma at an unnamed LA-area hospital.
Here is some video of Bettie [...]
Seriously. Louis CK, whoever the hell he is, should call me. We could hook up. It would be a good thing for the universe.
Well, it’s like this.
See, people in Japan will buy anything. Including, apparently, bro-ssieres.
On the other hand, I can think of at least ONE man who could use this.
The secret is contouring, darlings.
In totally unrelated news, I started a new job last week (Yay! CeleBitchy is one of the very top gossip blogs in the world!) currently on the very leanest kind of part-time because my computer is so crashy and I’m so crushed for time. At last count I was actually working [...]
How could she possibly have lost, with high-production-value-havin’ videos like this one?
It must be a conspiracy!
Some people are grateful to him for serving his country in a time of war. Some people are grateful to him for the selflessness and courage he showed as a POW. Some people are grateful to him for the way he went to bat for military widows when their pension rights were threatened by Washington. [...]
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