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Category Archives: Crime

quiz: which felony are you?

Oh good heavens, I don’t know where this quiz came up with such a terrible thing to say about me! Golly jeepers I just can’t imagine! And besides, I was buying toys for orphans at the time…I put it on my Facebook Status!

You Are Stalking

You tend to be very obsessive. Once you focus your attention [...]

LA ICE: shovelling the snowbacks back

This is remarkable video of one of LA’s most secretive police units, ICE: Illegal Canadian Enforcement. They sweep the streets clean of Canuckistani invaders, tipped off by nothing more than a glimpse of an NHL jersey, a whiff of maple syrup, or just a whistled bar of “Snowbird.”
Fear them.

Stolen from EvilBeet

For Vindictive Vegans

Because even environmentalists have enemies.

Stolen from the inspired Dr Boli and posted here under the inspiration of this forum thread about how to keep ants out of hardware. Strange bedfellows, my friend, is the only kind I have lately.

Today in Assault with an Amusing Weapon News

It’s been a banner day (or would be, if banners were hung for this and I suppose if they were you’d probably have to call it hanged anyway, at least if you had a pretentious editor you would) for ridiculous weapons around the U. S. of A. which increasingly appears to stand for the Unhinged [...]

What Would Jesus Do?

Probably bail him out, the softie! Then again, he might be busy taking Dad to his parole hearing.
Authorities began investigating God… in April, and he was arrested on Saturday.

From NBC30:
South Windsor police arrested Almighty Supremebeing Allah on drug charges…Almighty Supremebeing Allah, who lives in West Hartford, was accused of cocaine possession with intent to sell.
West [...]

Octopus Sex Man Gets Off

How’s THAT for a title?
Yes, Rodney Scott McLagan of Hobart, Australia, hereinafter and for the rest of his natural life at the very least known as Octopus Sex Man, has been released from custody with a $1500 fine and a suspended four-month sentence for possessing 31,000 images of pony, snake, dog, tiger and octopus [...]

Quiz: Which Japanese Smiley Are You?

This so totally works for me!

You are “Yakuza” (Japanese mafia)

What Japanese Smiley Are You?

an open letter to teens

I didn’t write this, Lennie James did, but I’m glad to have this opportunity to pass it along (an Open Letter is Open, right?). This appeared in the Guardian a few days ago, but realistically I can’t think of a time or place in any city that this wouldn’t be important to read.
To whom it [...]

when chickens go bad

Longtime fans of the ol’ raincoaster blog will recall the somewhat…epic consequences of a bad oyster. There is, presumably, no need for us to go there again, even from the comforting distance of the far end of a laparoscope. Given the devastating effect that only a small invertebrate can have, a simple act of extrapolation [...]

how to make a Dirty Martini REALLY dirty

Another from Married to the Sea.
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