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Down, Boys!

Well, this is interesting. Okay, it’s not: it’s just weird and hilarious, both inadvertently AND advertently. And filthy.
So you know why it’s here.

via Irina Slutsky

Internet Safety 101

He lurks everywhere!

via Carocat

Coming Out at Christmas

It’s rare that tottering around YouTube finds one a new classic of the internets, but today it did indeed and in truth do even so. Behold, the London Gay Men’s Chorus performing Coming Out at Christmas:

and these are not the lyrics, but they ARE amusing.

Angst Barbie

You can watch this (PG- if not R- rated) video of Barbie’s existential crisis and just somehow KNOW that this girl has a sad Livejournal with Evanescence on autoplay.

Jizz In My Pants

To be quite frank, it’s been quite some time since there was jizz or, in fact, anything but me, in my pants, unless someone’s gotten up to something I don’t know about in the laundry room.
Ew.

Lyrics from thelonelyisland:
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand [...]

Fail? Or Succeed?

Something tells me the voice of experience guides the hand of the bookstore clerk here:

Quiz: what kind of cuisine are you?

Hahahahahahahahaha! Bingo!

You Are Japanese Food

Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you’re not always eaten raw.
[raincoaster sez: Sigh. How did they know?]

What Kind of Food Are You?
Stolen from max.

Toxic Love Shack

Hey, it’s summer and there’s a Gawker commenter meetup tomorrow and I have to get presentable and meet someone I’ve never seen before for drinks at Connor Butler in three hours and I still have to get this apartment ready for a houseguest or at least throw the sheets in the washing machine and take [...]

Donkey Punch?

They say it’s traditional.
So it must be all right, right?
Right?

from dissfunktional
This thing, it’s up there in the Octopus Sex Man Gets Off realm, only apparently it involves tens or even hundreds of thousands of Chinese women.
I don’t really know how to report this sickening story other than with the straight (or, [...]

Canadian Beaver goes Brazilian and comes out on top!

Beaver. Who doesn’t love beaver, eh?
Okay, so I stole that headline, or most of it, from Vancouver Theatresports when they competed for the world comedy improv championships in Australia. And I had to tweak it from “We’re going Down Under to come out on top!” but hey, it still works.
And who doesn’t love beaver? And [...]