Well, what would you call them? Pussy purses? Persian sacks (they ARE pretty hairy). A loathesomely miss-shapen by-product of the unhealthy tendency among the narcissistic childless towards cloying anthropomorphism and blithe possessiveness?
Or you might call them “cute.” In which case I don’t even want to KNOW you.
from fourfour
What Your Socks Say About You
You Are:
- Quite delightful
- Very colorful
- Known as marvelous
- A zany person
The Socks Personality Test
Yes. Yes, I am.
or two:
When fembots run out of bullets they’re still high calibre.
Yep, this one rings all the right bells, although we can all agree the LAST thing I need is more holes in my head.
You Are an Eyebrow Piercing
You are unique, quirky, and more than a little eccentric.
You cultivate the weirder sides of your personality, and you don’t mind sharing them.
Ever since you were a kid, [...]
Now, I don’t know about you, but we at the ol’ raincoaster blog get many, many emails daily. In fact, each of our personalities gets many, many emails daily, some from one another, so the globally-expanding raincoaster email problem is something like the Katamari Damacy of the inbox. This is partly because we are so, [...]
I cannot even hint what it was like, for it was a compound of all that is unclean, uncanny, unwelcome, abnormal, and detestable. It was the ghoulish shade of decay, antiquity, and dissolution; the putrid, dripping eidolon of unwholesome revelation, the awful baring of that which the merciful earth should always hide. God knows it [...]
Well, at least my sunglasses have personality. In fact, they have more than many of the people I’ve dealt with this week. This one is dead-on. It’s scary.
What Your Sunglasses Say About You
You are chic, bold, and mysterious.
You are larger than life and very sexy.
You need to be shaded from people who are dull and [...]
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Finally, a use for all that un-biodegradable Ken Paves crap::
This one lacks accuracy, I must say, since I have virtually none of those traits (except an athleticism that has lain unused and wrapped in tissue paper for the last four years). But every one of my bikinis is, in fact, a halter, so there may be something to this after all.
You Are a Halter [...]
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