To be quite frank, it’s been quite some time since there was jizz or, in fact, anything but me, in my pants, unless someone’s gotten up to something I don’t know about in the laundry room.
Ew.
Lyrics from thelonelyisland:
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand [...]
So there it was.
White. Bright. Practically dewy with freshness, dated Monday, December 8 2008 (I quadruple-checked the year)(which the literal-minded will note was not even technically the case in my time zone when I encountered it) sitting there on my monitor for all the world as if it were a regular article waiting patiently to [...]
Yeah, it makes so much sense. You knew he’d be old-skool, didn’t you?
I may have used that title before. And yeah, I was lying then, too.
Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover
That old dog has chained you up alright
Give you everything you need
To live inside a twisted cage
Sleep beside an empty rage
I had a dream I was your hero
Damn, I wish I was [...]
Okay, maybe not, but reeeeeeeally close. You KNOW deep down in your heart of hearts that Eddie Vedder knows all the damn words to this song, as do you.
And the words, in case you’ve had tee many martoonies. Because, as we said, we know and you know and Eddie Vedder knows [...]
Sigh.
Oh, it’s not like it hasn’t happened before. And it’s not like I didn’t expect it to happen again. Actors are … actorish, and this is what they do. They’re like cats on the doorstep…I want in…I want out…I want in…but unlike cats, you can’t exactly stick your foot under their [...]
It’s that time of year, boys and girls: yes, the time of year for random internet quizzes!
What Your Back to School Personality Says About You
You are a lively, ambitious, and passionate person. You are driven to do well in life and aspire to great things.
You are most likely to succeed if you follow a proven [...]
It was a Shebeen Club night and you’re lucky I can type at all at this point, but tonight you’re particularly fortunate in that I type to direct you over to Miss604’s blog, where she has revealed many secrets about raincoaster. And now I sign off, before I pass out.
UPDATE: Wow, I totally tag spam [...]
and every night someone complains about it.
Nonetheless, every time someone clicks Play on this YouTube, a new blogger gets her keyboard.
It’s true. It’s a fact.
If you haven’t looked out at a crowd of your friends and family and thought, Ah, material! you’re not really a writer.
Every Day I Write the Book, [...]
This is his best yet, although it is entirely lacking in that trademark zany WTF-ness we’ve come to know and love (?). If you’ve ever wondered what was the point of Brian Atene, grab a bottle of Coppola Rosso and watch this. And not just because he namechecked me!
Does this Twitter feed make me look like a twit? | raincoaster on Down, Boys! |
| raincoaster on Will Ferrell’s The … |
| raincoaster on Internet Safety 101 |
| raincoaster on The Lol, Explained |
| raincoaster on Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme… |
eat raincoaster feed!
My blog is worth $120,811.56.
How much is your blog worth?
