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Internet Safety 101

January 3, 2009 – 2:28 am

He lurks everywhere!

via Carocat

By raincoaster | Also posted in Cthulhu, Culture, Dating, Facebook, Humour, Public Service Announcement, Squid, children, computers, friends, geek, humor, kids, lol, meme | Comments (17)

Tree Lobsters, crawling crustaceans of the forest canopy

December 19, 2008 – 11:32 pm

Verily, our humble planet is jam-and-even-jelly-packed with natural wonders, if one only looks to the skies and the seas, our own true final frontiers. Truly hath it been said that the mysteries they contain would send us gibbering back into the eternal darkness, if we dared to attempt understanding.
The most merciful thing in the world, [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Crustacean, Cthulhu, Humour, Literary, Lobster, Science, Weird, animals, geek, gross, humor, meme, octopus | Comments (11)

Quiz: which creature of the night are you?

December 16, 2008 – 12:33 am

Awww, they grow up so fast. I remember when she was no more malevolent than a fluffy bunny!
My favorite Q/A combo: 10 e:

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear?
Is the tree on fire? Please tell me the tree is on fire!

I must admit, my Cthulhu Spawn score is shockingly low, but I [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Cthulhu, Culture, Fantasy, Literary, Quizzes and tests, goth, meme | Comments (11)

Leslie Harpold sez Merry Zombie Christmas!

December 8, 2008 – 12:12 pm

So there it was.
White. Bright. Practically dewy with freshness, dated Monday, December 8 2008 (I quadruple-checked the year)(which the literal-minded will note was not even technically the case in my time zone when I encountered it) sitting there on my monitor for all the world as if it were a regular article waiting patiently to [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Blogging, Christmas, Generation X, Holiday, Leslie Harpold, Literary, Weird, death, sad, zombies | Comments (7)

The Casting Call of Cthulhu

October 22, 2008 – 10:31 am

Hang on to your Elder Signs: it’s The Casting Call of Cthulhu, the eldritchiest ten-minute comedy short you’ve ever seen. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll fear for your very sanity! But if you read this blog regularly, I’m sure you’re used to that.

By raincoaster | Also posted in Cthulhu, Entertainment, Hoaxes, Humour, Squid, Weird, YouTube, geek, gross, humor, media | Comments (7)

Beverly Hills Cthulhu!

October 18, 2008 – 2:57 pm

Actually, contrary to what it says over on io9, Cthulhu does not need a perky blonde sidekick. He already has me!
Jenna MacNipperson (Cameron Diaz) is a spoiled daddy’s girl on vacation in Cancun. When her island-hopping party boat runs aground on the ancient city of R’lyeh, she accidentally awakens the slumbering Cthulhu (voiced by Terry [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Cthulhu, Culture, Entertainment, Humour, Literary, Movies, Squid, Weird, geek, humor, mashups | Comments (7)

dances with fish

October 16, 2008 – 9:14 am

Eat your heart out, Kevin Costner! Stolen from Defamer, here are two dancing with fish videos, American style. I believe you’ve all seen it done English style, yes? There is also (in escalating order of insanity) the Filipino fish dance, the Nigerian fish dance, Greek fish dance, Brazilian fish dance, the Nine Inch Nails Nation [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in 60's, Allegory, Art, Cthulhu, Culture, Entertainment, Humour, Nine Inch Nails, Squid, Weird, YouTube, dance, fetish, fish, goth, humor, meme, tasteless | Comments (10)

Innsmouth Family Photos

October 10, 2008 – 10:40 am

Awww, you can see the resemblance. But is Uncle Bob diddling himself with a tentacle? I’m a-skeert to look closer.

By raincoaster | Also posted in Cthulhu, Hoaxes, Humour, Literary, Weird, fish, gross, humor, lol, meme, tasteless | Comments (16)

Deep Ones Caught on Camera!

October 8, 2008 – 6:49 am

Filmed at great personal somewhere off the coast of Ponape, this horrific Japanese Korean (thanks, Lori) video shows two of the unspeakable crossbreeds native to the area halfway through their mutation into Deep Ones, the alien aquatic servants of that most hideous of the Great Old Ones, the abominable soul-feaster Cthulhu.
Click Play if you dare!
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By raincoaster | Also posted in Cthulhu, Culture, Hoaxes, Humour, Literary, Science Fiction, Supernatural, Weird, YouTube, fish, gross, humor | Comments (16)

Sad Clowns

September 25, 2008 – 3:32 am

I’m on cold medicine, stoned to the gills, so bear with me here.b Just filli in the blanks like a Choose Your Own Sad Scary Nekkid Clown ADFdventure.
black velvet sad/scary clown gallery
Clowns get naked for charity calendar
Something, John Wayne CGacy, something Emmet Kelly, something Jodie Foster no that’s too far I take the Jodie back, [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Culture, Entertainment, Etiquette, Humour, Porn, Weird, fetish, humor, sad | Comments (1)