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Category Archives: Jokes

The Lol, Explained

When Seafood Goes Bad

This is a subject with which I have an intimate degree of familiarity, so I do not hesitate to post this explosive photo here. I can has immodium?

Ninja Tea Party

Source here is lost to the mists of time. Whoever it is, he did an amazing job of catching the notoriously elusive ninjas in a rare moment of relaxation.

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St. Patrick’s Day Irish Jokes

These are the best Irish jokes you’ll hear all day, unless you go over to Smoke&Mirrors where I stole them from and read the whole whack all at once.
It should be noted (or is that “noted it should be”?) that:
I’m Irish Catholic on one side and Irish Protestant on the other, my favorite pub is [...]

Squid-O-Grams

Zeta Male theory or no, I continue to wish this rotten old computer would let me play in Second Life. And from Metro comes just another reason for me to sit here, eating my heart out.
Squid-O-Grams. Kissing Squid-O-Grams.
Cuddlefish Junction Kissing Squidogram! You set up what you want the squid to say and send it off [...]

tombstoning with style

Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is how not to tombstone:
A 25-year-old holidaymaker faces being permanently disabled after a “tombstoning” accident.
Police said the man from Sheffield sustained a “life changing injury” when he jumped into the water of the Isles of Scilly, 28 miles west of Land’s End…
The accident on Friday is the latest casualty resulting [...]

French KISS

They’re right, but only in certain circumstances. THIS picture, for instance, is worth a thousand words. What’s the union rate for a thousand words during the writer’s strike, though?

by Tom Burns at Threadless, via Neatorama
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Daniel Radcliffe is hung like a horse (pic)

head.

Toldja.
Hat tip for the tipoff to With Malice
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SFW Viagra demonstration

No, really. Safe for work, even if you work in Saudi Arabia. Necessity (necessitated by strict religious laws) is the mother of invention…but who is the father? We may never know, but it’s pretty likely that he used this stuff, which is reportedly the second-best-selling pharmaceutical in Saudi Arabia.

found at Bakascorner [...]

Thank you. I’ll be here all week

blame MasterCowfish