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Category Archives: Lush Life

The Carol Channing Christmas Message

What’s the difference, really, between one old Queen and another?

Which reminds me, in fact, of the time (I was not there, you understand, I heard it later, she wasn’t talking to me by that time) the Queen Mum phoned down to her butler’s switchboard or staff room or whatever it was [...]

Catbags

Well, what would you call them? Pussy purses? Persian sacks (they ARE pretty hairy). A loathesomely miss-shapen by-product of the unhealthy tendency among the narcissistic childless towards cloying anthropomorphism and blithe possessiveness?
Or you might call them “cute.”  In which case I don’t even want to KNOW you.

from fourfour

Thank God for Greenwich Mean Time!

Well, it IS!

Hot Chick Post: Bettie Page, Living Legend, In Critical Condition

Bettie Page, the notorious

Bettie Page, the wholesomest stripper the world has ever seen and probably the original model for BOTH Betty and Veronica, is hospitalized in critical condition in Los Angeles after a heart attack. The 85-year-old legend is reported to be in a coma at an unnamed LA-area hospital.
Here is some video of Bettie [...]

Eavesdropping at the Ovaltine

See, this is why I need a laptop. So I don’t have to snarf the last half of my meal and RUN home, desperately trying not to jostle my brain and let all the golden eavesdrops fall out.
More or less verbatim, heard from my perch on the highly prestigious “booth side” of the Ovaltine, coming [...]

At Your Service

Ever wondered how those swanky hotels manage to be so irritatingly perfect all the time? It takes people like this, and if you think this is exaggerated, you’ve spent your work life in places with lower standards.

stolen from CelebritySmack

“At Your Service” is a fast ride of traditional 2D animation (composited in [...]

Hacked? Back!

Not exactly sure what’s been going on, but all of a sudden WordPress didn’t like my password. In fact, they refused to accept it and let me into my own blog, no matter how many times I batted the monitor and screamed.
Imagine!
In any case, whether it was a password hack or technical difficulty, either on [...]

and drink your milkshake, too

If at first you don’t succeed, lose your temper. Hey, it has always worked for me!

Quiz: what kind of cuisine are you?

Hahahahahahahahaha! Bingo!

You Are Japanese Food

Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you’re not always eaten raw.
[raincoaster sez: Sigh. How did they know?]

What Kind of Food Are You?
Stolen from max.

Spit or Swallow?

Spit? Swallow? It would certainly enliven a lunchbox.