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Beaver Movie Goes On the Down Low to Come Out On Top

December 11, 2008 – 1:29 pm

Beaver shots are, indeed, one of our evergreen subjects around these parts, although if yours is green I’d recommend that Monistat stuff or maybe some nutritious, low-cal cranberry and yogurt smoothies.
Ahem.
And so it is that, once again, we are posting about beaver. Well, everybody loves beaver, right? Why, it’s the national animal of Canada! But [...]

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The Next James Bond?

November 13, 2008 – 11:42 am

Could this be him? A classic English smoothie of “a certain age” who’s more popular than ever thanks to the kind of spontaneous orgasm of fandom the world hasn’t seen since Beatlemania, he certainly looks the part on paper. As for whether he does the same in photos, well you can judge for yourself:

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Darth Vader’s Backup Disk

October 29, 2008 – 6:46 am

Yeah, it makes so much sense. You knew he’d be old-skool, didn’t you?

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Beverly Hills Cthulhu!

October 18, 2008 – 2:57 pm

Actually, contrary to what it says over on io9, Cthulhu does not need a perky blonde sidekick. He already has me!
Jenna MacNipperson (Cameron Diaz) is a spoiled daddy’s girl on vacation in Cancun. When her island-hopping party boat runs aground on the ancient city of R’lyeh, she accidentally awakens the slumbering Cthulhu (voiced by Terry [...]

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The Forgotten Man

August 24, 2008 – 8:59 am

Some of the discussions I’ve been having recently have got me a bit touchy on certain subjects, which some of the quicker on the draw of you may have noticed. This relates to one of them, and William Powell says things so much better than I could that I figure I should just stand back [...]

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Sex Sells

August 14, 2008 – 8:57 am

The question is, are you buying?
I forsee different target markets for these two fine celebrity products:
Oh Come All Ye Faithful indeed. As someone said, this is an historic occasion: the only time Clay Aiken has ever been on top of a box.
The artist’s statement:
I thought about what the average Claymate might appreciate and after careful [...]

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The Gossip Blogging Industry Summed Up in One Sentence

July 18, 2008 – 1:37 am

From WebstersIsMyBitch:
I’ve been hard on Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon for a few months now because those assholes don’t make sex tapes, don’t cheat, don’t drink to excess in public, and don’t murder people, which makes my job a lot more difficult.
Precisely. This is why people with their shit together can make great actors, but [...]

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Operation Global Media Domination: The Helen Mirren Situation

July 16, 2008 – 1:02 pm

I am thrilled to the very core of my being to report that thanks to the mysterious workings of the intertubes this humble blog is now #1 in Google searches for
“Helen Mirren Naked.”
Once again, that search term is Helen Mirren Naked. For the hard of reading, we repeat: Helen Mirren Naked.
And that blog post is [...]

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The Greatest Porn Intro In The History Of Recorded History

July 10, 2008 – 6:29 am

Bar none. Presenting Brandon Irons, porn star extraordinaire, mixing it up with an Eastern European beauty and a huge, menacing, Canadian garter snake. SFW, I might mention.

via Defamer

Someone find this movie, watch it, and tell me that, yes, they DO make a pun about garter snakes at some point.

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Eddie Izzard’s Death Star Canteen Routine, in Lego

June 23, 2008 – 8:32 pm

Just what it says, people. Empty your bladders before clicking Play, particularly if you’ve been helping out in any technical help forums. When he gets into the thing with the tray you will lose control

BTW: those Lego figurines’ acting is at LEAST as good as some of the Star Wars actors’.

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