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Category Archives: Physics

The Fortress of the Assassins, DESTROYED!

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The tragic destruction of the Fortress of Alamut, stronghold of the Assassins, expressed as a charming historical engraving/ironically juxtaposed caption mashup, for your viewing pleasure.
Background, from DamnInteresting:
The story of the Hashshashin, or Assassins, is cloaked in mystery, and much of the truth about them was long ago lost to war and time. Their influence, however, [...]

Newton. Isaac Newton.

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God hates Hawai’i

See that map? There are 40 earthquakes on that map, including the 5.3-Scale monster that just hit the south-east of the Big Island about an hour ago. And that only goes back two weeks.
See this?

That’s Hurricane Flossie, due to hit the location in the above map in about twenty-four hours, with a 15-to-20-foot increase [...]

max adams: the Pinkertons dossier

As promised, here is max’s biography. Consider biographization to be a meme if you enjoy such things.
Warning: your mileage may vary. We assume no liability. No warranty implied. Before beginning this or any exercise plan, consult your physician. Not intended as a replacement for the advice of a competent professional.
Which, if I’d had access to, [...]

Star Trek and the Red Jersey of Death: the math

At last a twisted genius has applied some higher math skillz to the age-old question of just how deadly is the red Starfleet uniform?
Answer: pretty damn deadly.
Probability of a red-shirt casualty= 53%
14% of fights ended in a fatality (with a 72% chance the fatality wore a red shirt)
Probability of a red-shirt “incident” when Kirk [...]

Beer! In! Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

Hot on the (slightly wobbly) heels of tales of drunken astronauts at the controls of the Space Shuttle comes a delightfully scientific report on the theory and practice of, yes,
Beer! In! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

…Graduate student Kirsten Sterrett at the University of Colorado in the US wrote a thesis on fermentation in space, with support from US beer [...]

quiz: how white and nerdy are you?

The results of this should be very interesting, coming from certain of my readers.
As for moi, no surprise.

How White and Nerdy r u?
Stolen from The Thinking Southerner
for the original video, click here; for the Lego version, click here.
We’re ALL ABOUT Weird Al and the White and Nerdy!

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The amazing comical adventures of lil’ Werner in Physicslandia!

stolen from Neatorama, who also have an interesting backgrounder on Heisenberg.
See more of lil’ Werner’s adventures on artist Dresden Codak’s site.

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zombie hamsters, the whores of Lisle street, the Lord of the Flies, and global warming

It’s a long story.
First of all, the zombie hamsters were created by rigging up surplus military material to nuke them back to life after they were frozen solid by the Mad Scientists of Mill Hill.
No, I am not making this up.
Second of all, the scientist in charge of hamster zombification was James Lovelock, who later [...]

intellectuLOLs

Who says Lolcats can’t be intellectual? Take a look for yourself, and resolve to feel less guilty in the future:

and

Lambo whammo!

Plane vs car: guess who wins!

Now, it’s not really clear from the reporter’s description here, but it appears that a Cessna 172 (a delightful little plane, kind of the woody wagon of airplanes) full of FBI agents was taxiing to its hanger in Aurora, Oregon, when it collided with a Lamborghini Countach (an exquisite car, [...]

pic o’ the day: Venus and the Moon

It’s too bad we haven’t got a Dr Cornelius handy to interpret this auspicious-looking juncture for us. Does it mean that the werewolves will get laid tonight?
Photo from the ever-stunning Astronomy Photo of the Day. Click on the picture or the link to view it in full-size and astonishing detail.
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the seven stages of menopause

via Archie, from whom I ruthlessly rent this image. Sue me, O Patriarchal One (IF you dare!)!

four nuclear towers assplode! with video!

Am I being sensationalistic here? Perhaps a tad.
After all, the destruction of the 60 year old towers at the Chapelcross Nuclear Power Plant in Scotland was scheduled, professionally carried out, non-nuclear in nature, and the towers were out of commission not to mention enriched Uranium- and Plutonium-free.
But they blowed up good. They blowed up real [...]

dick will make you slap somebody

And we’re not talking Cheney.
This is public access tv host Alexyss K. Tylor discussing vagina power and penis addiction with her mother.
Seriously, would YOU talk to your mother like that? If I did, my mother would take notes!
Uh, this is really, really NSFW. Duh.

Lessons learned in this episode:
(Read AFTER you watch the video!)

- If the [...]

Scottish falsetto sock puppets vs darleks

Before you start hatin’ on my amazing-like spelling powers, click to view. Otherwise both I and the Scottish falsetto sock puppets will make fun of you. And the Doctor will be very disappointed in you as well.
And nobody wants that to happen, do they?

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Teeny Ted from Turnip Town: the Text

Click to enlarge: if only the actual book were so easy to read!
Here, ladies and gentlemen, with the permission of the publisher Robert Chaplin, is the entire text of the smallest book ever produced, Teeny Ted from Turnip Town. The book was produced in association with nanotechnologists Dr. Li Yang and Dr. Karen L. Kavanagh [...]

Shebeen Club: Teeny Tome is Livin’ Large!

For immediate release: see also World’s Tiniest Press Release below
 
What: The Shebeen Club : Teeny Tome, Living Large!
When: 7-9pm, Tuesday, April 17 (3rd Tuesday of each month)
Where: The Shebeen, behind the Irish Heather, 217 Carrall Street in Gastown
Why: Celebrate Shebeen Alumnus Robert Chaplin’s publication of the World’s Smallest Book: Teeny Ted from Turnip Town!
Who: Contact [...]

crop circles, suburban edition

Digital image: “Applied Geometry” by Robert Wechsler
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another reason to hate Ford

The CEO of the Ford Motor Company forcibly prevented George W. Bush from blowing himself up last week.
It seems that plugging a live electrical cord into a hydrogen tank is not the wisest course of action, although why we should expect wise courses of action from the man who makes Gerald Ford look intellectual and [...]