August 10, 2008 – 4:19 am
Only in Hiroshima, kids. Only in Hiroshima.
Where Are The Dogs Humping.com
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December 8, 2007 – 4:09 pm
Carol of the Old Ones
lyrics over the jump
It’s that time of year again; the time when families gather together (no, not the reading of the will!) and share what it means to celebrate Cthristmas.
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishmen
lyrics over the jump
We at the ol’ raincoaster blog have taken to this like Deep [...]
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December 8, 2007 – 5:03 am
Singing? I. Don’t. Think. So. The fact that I do NOT sing in public is proof that God exists and is merciful. Trust me.
Your Christmas is Most Like: The Muppet Christmas Carol
You tend to reflect on Christmas past, present, and future…
And you also do a little singing.
What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?
THIS quiz, on [...]
December 3, 2007 – 6:55 pm
- his diet consists mostly of squirrels, chunky bars, and the souls of the damned
From Kadath in the Cold Waste (via Ecto) comes Sockthulhu! Loathesomely tattooed over his squamous hide with the polychromatic, crawling patterns of Nordic knitwear, Sockthulhu is invulnerable to the brutal winter conditions, utterly unafraid of Ithaqua the Windwalker, and completely machine-washable!
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December 3, 2007 – 10:07 am
(God, I love alliteration!)
Controversial expat British teacher Gillian Gibbons, who was jailed in Khartoum for allowing her pupils to name a teddy bear “Muhammad,” is to be freed, having been granted a presidential pardon.
The Guardian has the hairy details:
The breakthrough came after a meeting between two British Muslim peers, Lord Nazir Ahmed and Baroness Sayeeda [...]
September 20, 2007 – 6:18 am
It’s time for another episode of everyone’s favorite call-in show, and ohhhhh, by Shub-Niggurath, this is a good one! It’s not every day that you get to hear from Xenu himself! Wonder what Tom Cruise thinks of this?
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August 29, 2007 – 4:28 am
There’s a sexist extended (!) metaphor to be made here, but I’m just too lazy. Help yourselves. Also: see what I did there?
Oh, and: NSFW. Duh.
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There are some things no man can endure. Some punishments too gruesome to be permitted in a civilized society. Some concepts so horrible that the human soul itself shrivels and dies a little when forced to contemplate them.
This is one of those things.
Reuters reports that in benighted Thailand, where failure to reverencify the king [...]
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These are so inspiring I may just take up needles again. After all, they’re long, pointy, dangerous items that you can take virtually anywhere; just the kind of thing I normally carry anyway. Timethief passed along the Knitting for Psychos page, which makes me wonder how she spends her leisure hours…is she the twisted genius [...]
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or is that “dominatrices”? Yes, technically it probably is, but the things we do when we’re dumbing down our blog for the sex trollers, eh?
So I was at a party some but not too many years back and I got into conversation, as one does. Now, this party was held by my friend Hermione, who [...]
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Look, people, it’s FAKE. It’s not her. Now will you please either go away or read more posts on the blog?
Seriously, 960 hits yesterday, 998 hits the day before, just through searches for “Britney Spears Sex Tape” for which it appears I google rather highly (higher, indeed, than my sources).
Too bad posts tagged “Porn” don’t [...]
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Remember Evil Bert? Makin’ wit da sex tapes with Pam Anderson, posing for buddy photos with Osama bin Laden? Sure you do.
Now Evil Bert’s gone even eviller! It’s a Jerry Bruckheimer film in the making, I tell you: He’s a loose cannon in Kandahar! Hell-bent in Helmand! Ballistic in Baghdad!
Evil Bert is AWOL!
That’s what you get when Recruitment [...]
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The latest installment of every cultist’s favorite tv show! In this episode, Mighty Cthulhu deals with tech support and New Age-y cetaceans.
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By those musical greats, the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre!
Also posted by Collin over at Cornell Finch.
Unintelligible, mangled, “r”-rrrrrollin’ lyrics decoded after the jump.
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Another episode in our favorite series of (cephalo)podcasts. Here is the Great Cthulhu taking viewer’s calls and dealing with telemarketers as we all wish we could.
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And guess what’s on the list, right after “a pony”?
Cthulhu C’Loves you! The “Great Cute One” has come to give humanity tentacle hugs and maw kisses! This 8-inch vinyl toy, created by John Kovalic (creator of Dork Tower) also comes with two Little Victims that fit in My Little Cthulhu’s snuggly grasp and also pull [...]
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April 28, 2007 – 12:48 pm
Before you start hatin’ on my amazing-like spelling powers, click to view. Otherwise both I and the Scottish falsetto sock puppets will make fun of you. And the Doctor will be very disappointed in you as well.
And nobody wants that to happen, do they?
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Heeeeeee’s back! Everyone’s favorite Elder God is standing by to take your calls now on that smash hit show, Calls for Cthulhu! Call 1-800-SOL-EATR or email cthulhu.hotstud1413 at gmail.com now!
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Of whom we’ve probably got a larger-than-average readership, here at the ol’ raincoaster blog, what with all our Plushie Cthulhu posts and suchlike.
(okay, I give up on fixing this header)
Cheeky the Woodchuck
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had its cheeks and skull ripped out?
We are simultaneously pleased and revolted to bring you [...]
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February 22, 2007 – 1:46 am
God himself only knows how it was that a poor, overworked and obviously demented search engine, perhaps tired of finding the answers to only the most meaningless questions, reached out with the fragile query “Church etiquette for teenagers” and came up with my blog.
Other search engine items that led here:
Older woman porn
beaver shots
public service announcements [...]
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Does this Twitter feed make me look like a twit?
