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Hot Man Post: You asked for it!

December 13, 2008 – 2:56 am

Some time ago max the Blonde Assassin noted that we’d gone for a very long time without a hot man around these parts (you’re telling me!) and so we resolved to take all steps necessary to rectify the situation ASAP and STAT, even.
And so it came to pass.
So to speak.
Say hello to Trent Reznor in [...]

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Hot Chick Post: Bettie Page, Living Legend, In Critical Condition

December 6, 2008 – 1:27 pm

Bettie Page, the notorious

Bettie Page, the wholesomest stripper the world has ever seen and probably the original model for BOTH Betty and Veronica, is hospitalized in critical condition in Los Angeles after a heart attack. The 85-year-old legend is reported to be in a coma at an unnamed LA-area hospital.
Here is some video of Bettie [...]

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an antidote to clotted sanctimony

November 28, 2008 – 10:05 am

of which there has been an excess on teh intarwebs this week. This should blow that right out of the water; a little video from the creators of the Spongmonkeys and their smash hit “We Like The Moon” this one could perhaps be described as a type of hedgehog-based performance art thesaurus for low rent [...]

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Sad Clowns

September 25, 2008 – 3:32 am

I’m on cold medicine, stoned to the gills, so bear with me here.b Just filli in the blanks like a Choose Your Own Sad Scary Nekkid Clown ADFdventure.
black velvet sad/scary clown gallery
Clowns get naked for charity calendar
Something, John Wayne CGacy, something Emmet Kelly, something Jodie Foster no that’s too far I take the Jodie back, [...]

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Do the Math

August 24, 2008 – 8:00 am

Now, I don’t know about you, but we at the ol’ raincoaster blog get many, many emails daily. In fact, each of our personalities gets many, many emails daily, some from one another, so the globally-expanding raincoaster email problem is something like the Katamari Damacy of the inbox. This is partly because we are so, [...]

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Furniture Sex: a cultural phenomenon whose time has come

August 22, 2008 – 2:07 pm

It was Lisanti that started it, on Twitter. Cultural phenomena used to start in Rome and were carried, over the course of years, to the outer reaches of Europe, Africa and the Middle East. Now they start on Twitter.
Sic transit Gloria I didn’t know Gloria took public transit, now where was I?
Oh yes, talking about [...]

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Amusement Parks of the Damned 2.0

August 10, 2008 – 4:19 am

Only in Hiroshima, kids. Only in Hiroshima.

Where Are The Dogs Humping.com

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Ladyflower Alert!

August 8, 2008 – 2:42 am
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Octopus Sex Man Gets Off

July 20, 2008 – 11:00 am

How’s THAT for a title?
Yes, Rodney Scott McLagan of Hobart, Australia, hereinafter and for the rest of his natural life at the very least known as Octopus Sex Man, has been released from custody with a $1500 fine and a suspended four-month sentence for possessing 31,000 images of pony, snake, dog, tiger and octopus [...]

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Operation Global Media Domination: The Helen Mirren Situation

July 16, 2008 – 1:02 pm

I am thrilled to the very core of my being to report that thanks to the mysterious workings of the intertubes this humble blog is now #1 in Google searches for
“Helen Mirren Naked.”
Once again, that search term is Helen Mirren Naked. For the hard of reading, we repeat: Helen Mirren Naked.
And that blog post is [...]

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