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Category Archives: Religion

The Battle of Bethlehem

December 16, 2008 – 5:00 am

It’s Santa vs the Babby Jeebus in the fight of the … duplennium? Sumthin’ anyway.

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Eavesdropping at the Ovaltine

December 1, 2008 – 5:25 pm

See, this is why I need a laptop. So I don’t have to snarf the last half of my meal and RUN home, desperately trying not to jostle my brain and let all the golden eavesdrops fall out.
More or less verbatim, heard from my perch on the highly prestigious “booth side” of the Ovaltine, coming [...]

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Hacked? Back!

November 11, 2008 – 11:07 am

Not exactly sure what’s been going on, but all of a sudden WordPress didn’t like my password. In fact, they refused to accept it and let me into my own blog, no matter how many times I batted the monitor and screamed.
Imagine!
In any case, whether it was a password hack or technical difficulty, either on [...]

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What Would Jesus Do?

August 10, 2008 – 9:07 am

Probably bail him out, the softie! Then again, he might be busy taking Dad to his parole hearing.
Authorities began investigating God… in April, and he was arrested on Saturday.

From NBC30:
South Windsor police arrested Almighty Supremebeing Allah on drug charges…Almighty Supremebeing Allah, who lives in West Hartford, was accused of cocaine possession with intent to sell.
West [...]

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What the Playing Cards tell about your future

August 9, 2008 – 11:03 pm

Mine is creepy. Swell.

What Your Playing Cards Tell About Your Future

Right now you are facing some major difficulties, especially in the financial arena.
Your emotions are currently tied to a close friend or confidant. You have known this person for a long time.
Your closest friend always can cheer you up… whether it’s through flattery, funny stories, [...]

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How to make tennis interesting

July 6, 2008 – 11:44 am

Like this!

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Blame Australia

June 20, 2008 – 9:24 am

Okay, WTF?
And I do not say WTF? lightly. I only break out the WTF? for truly WTF?-worthy occasions.
Such as this one.
WTF?
I blame Australia. Weren’t the Aussies the ones who got Jediism recognized as a religion? Yes, it’s a real religion now. And so Darth Vader is either their Pope or their Anton LaVey, depending on [...]

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Osama Bin Laden parties with pagans in the Eighties

June 13, 2008 – 8:16 pm

Well, who doesn’t have a few embarrassing party pix or yearbook photos from the Eighties, eh? Why should Osama Bin Laden, who rocked the bell bottoms and turtleneck look as hard as anyone in the Seventies, escape this universal fate?
Turns out that during the Eighties he was living with the Kalasha tribesmen of the Chitral [...]

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St. Petersburg at Night

May 28, 2008 – 10:39 am

Smolny Cathedral, seen against a gibbous moon. From the Guardian.

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Planning is the key to potluck success

May 11, 2008 – 7:45 am
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