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Angst Barbie

December 14, 2008 – 3:19 pm

You can watch this (PG- if not R- rated) video of Barbie’s existential crisis and just somehow KNOW that this girl has a sad Livejournal with Evanescence on autoplay.

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Beaver Movie Goes On the Down Low to Come Out On Top

December 11, 2008 – 1:29 pm

Beaver shots are, indeed, one of our evergreen subjects around these parts, although if yours is green I’d recommend that Monistat stuff or maybe some nutritious, low-cal cranberry and yogurt smoothies.
Ahem.
And so it is that, once again, we are posting about beaver. Well, everybody loves beaver, right? Why, it’s the national animal of Canada! But [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Allegory, Culture, Entertainment, Hoaxes, Humour, Movies, Operation Global Media Domination, Weird, animals, beaver, fetish, humor | Comments (12)

Just what, exactly, we think of you

December 9, 2008 – 9:45 am

Oft have I been asked of the perspective of the blogger vs the civilian. And, frankly, YES, you have just as much to fear from us as you’ve always worried.

By raincoaster | Also posted in Blogging, Culture, Humour, comics, friends, geek, humor | Comments (5)

Jizz In My Pants

December 8, 2008 – 1:14 pm

To be quite frank, it’s been quite some time since there was jizz or, in fact, anything but me, in my pants, unless someone’s gotten up to something I don’t know about in the laundry room.
Ew.

Lyrics from thelonelyisland:
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand [...]

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Leslie Harpold sez Merry Zombie Christmas!

December 8, 2008 – 12:12 pm

So there it was.
White. Bright. Practically dewy with freshness, dated Monday, December 8 2008 (I quadruple-checked the year)(which the literal-minded will note was not even technically the case in my time zone when I encountered it) sitting there on my monitor for all the world as if it were a regular article waiting patiently to [...]

By raincoaster | Also posted in Blogging, Christmas, Generation X, Holiday, Leslie Harpold, Literary, Weird, death, horror, zombies | Comments (7)

Hot Chick Post: Bettie Page, Living Legend, In Critical Condition

December 6, 2008 – 1:27 pm

Bettie Page, the notorious

Bettie Page, the wholesomest stripper the world has ever seen and probably the original model for BOTH Betty and Veronica, is hospitalized in critical condition in Los Angeles after a heart attack. The 85-year-old legend is reported to be in a coma at an unnamed LA-area hospital.
Here is some video of Bettie [...]

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Sarah Palin’s Christmas Special!

December 4, 2008 – 1:18 pm

You just can’t keep a bad ex-candidate down. Yes, the Dan Quayle of Alaska is back, with a retro holiday special sure to bring a tear to the eye.

from Jimmy Kimmel via SeriouslyOMG

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I don’t know who he is but he should call me

November 30, 2008 – 11:35 am

Seriously. Louis CK, whoever the hell he is, should call me. We could hook up. It would be a good thing for the universe.

By raincoaster | Also posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, Humour, Politics, humor | Comments (15)

Houston…

November 25, 2008 – 5:54 am
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Toby and Sheila, a love story

November 23, 2008 – 9:26 am

Toby and Sheila is the heartwarming story of a beagle’s love for his adopted mommy, a mallard duck.
Now, the fact that Sheila is very obviously a male mallard duck shouldn’t be an issue: perhaps Sheila was simply undergoing “transition” and gender reassignment during the period these images were taken. As you will see, the love [...]

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