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Category Archives: Sex

Down, Boys!

Well, this is interesting. Okay, it’s not: it’s just weird and hilarious, both inadvertently AND advertently. And filthy.
So you know why it’s here.

via Irina Slutsky

Angst Barbie

You can watch this (PG- if not R- rated) video of Barbie’s existential crisis and just somehow KNOW that this girl has a sad Livejournal with Evanescence on autoplay.

Hot Man Post: You asked for it!

Some time ago max the Blonde Assassin noted that we’d gone for a very long time without a hot man around these parts (you’re telling me!) and so we resolved to take all steps necessary to rectify the situation ASAP and STAT, even.
And so it came to pass.
So to speak.
Say hello to Trent Reznor in [...]

Jizz In My Pants

To be quite frank, it’s been quite some time since there was jizz or, in fact, anything but me, in my pants, unless someone’s gotten up to something I don’t know about in the laundry room.
Ew.

Lyrics from thelonelyisland:
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand [...]

Hot Chick Post: Bettie Page, Living Legend, In Critical Condition

Bettie Page, the notorious

Bettie Page, the wholesomest stripper the world has ever seen and probably the original model for BOTH Betty and Veronica, is hospitalized in critical condition in Los Angeles after a heart attack. The 85-year-old legend is reported to be in a coma at an unnamed LA-area hospital.
Here is some video of Bettie [...]

an antidote to clotted sanctimony

of which there has been an excess on teh intarwebs this week. This should blow that right out of the water; a little video from the creators of the Spongmonkeys and their smash hit “We Like The Moon” this one could perhaps be described as a type of hedgehog-based performance art thesaurus for low rent [...]

Fail? Or Succeed?

Something tells me the voice of experience guides the hand of the bookstore clerk here:

Quiz: what kind of cuisine are you?

Hahahahahahahahaha! Bingo!

You Are Japanese Food

Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you’re not always eaten raw.
[raincoaster sez: Sigh. How did they know?]

What Kind of Food Are You?
Stolen from max.

Spit or Swallow?

Spit? Swallow? It would certainly enliven a lunchbox.

Bill Gates is a Complete Dick

It’s true! It’s a fact. You can see for yourself!