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Category Archives: Singles

Down, Boys!

Well, this is interesting. Okay, it’s not: it’s just weird and hilarious, both inadvertently AND advertently. And filthy.
So you know why it’s here.

via Irina Slutsky

Angst Barbie

You can watch this (PG- if not R- rated) video of Barbie’s existential crisis and just somehow KNOW that this girl has a sad Livejournal with Evanescence on autoplay.

Social Media, 18th Century Style

You just KNOW Jane Austen, were she alive today, would be one of those irritating people on Facebook with five hundred friends, all of whom she PMs regularly, curating groups, Superpoking with the best of them, and annoying the HELL out of everyone who knows her.
Behold:

What’s more, it UPDATES, so keep clicking on that News [...]

Fail? Or Succeed?

Something tells me the voice of experience guides the hand of the bookstore clerk here:

Lydia Purple

So yesterday, there I was surfing around the Net and posting fun stuff to Facebook (and why wasn’t I posting to my blog more than an amusing, if mindlessly felonious, internet quiz? you ask, for lo you are very perceptive. Because a blog post takes between 1.5 and 7 hours on this computer, depending on [...]

Toxic Love Shack

Hey, it’s summer and there’s a Gawker commenter meetup tomorrow and I have to get presentable and meet someone I’ve never seen before for drinks at Connor Butler in three hours and I still have to get this apartment ready for a houseguest or at least throw the sheets in the washing machine and take [...]

Donkey Punch?

They say it’s traditional.
So it must be all right, right?
Right?

from dissfunktional
This thing, it’s up there in the Octopus Sex Man Gets Off realm, only apparently it involves tens or even hundreds of thousands of Chinese women.
I don’t really know how to report this sickening story other than with the straight (or, [...]

Canadian Beaver goes Brazilian and comes out on top!

Beaver. Who doesn’t love beaver, eh?
Okay, so I stole that headline, or most of it, from Vancouver Theatresports when they competed for the world comedy improv championships in Australia. And I had to tweak it from “We’re going Down Under to come out on top!” but hey, it still works.
And who doesn’t love beaver? And [...]

a song for no particular reason

Garbage:You Look So Fine
You look so fine
I want to break your heart
And give you mine
You’re taking me over
It’s so insane
You’ve got me tethered and chained
I hear your name
And I’m falling over
I’m not like all the other girls
I can’t take it like the other girls
I won’t share it like the other girls
That [...]

quiz: what flavour Martini are you?

To tell the truth, I’m horrified at the idea of flavoured Martinis in the first place. Oh sure, it was a kick ten years ago at Delilahs (I never DID get all the way through the Martini menu, at least, not that I recall…) but when one is a grownup one should not order Bartender’s [...]