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Category Archives: Valentine's Day

I got a Valentine!

I know, that title is a thrill a minute, isn’t it? But still, I’m very excited.
This is the first Valentine I’ve gotten from someone who isn’t a married man this century!

sulz over at Bloggerdygook made me my very own, hand-written Valentine, accessorized with a lovely bulldozer! And one notes, one does, that in the first [...]

win a date to the Oscars!

Okay, so I’m pimping out a total stranger. I’d feel worse about it if it weren’t a stranger who was already advertising for companionship on Craigslist. Sue me; it didn’t say “do not forward/repost.” Those restrictions are, of course, sacred to me, as they should be to all right-thinking and discreet peoples.
So I find out, [...]

what you totally should have done for Valentine’s Day

 
For some reason, many men seem to feel that what women really want in a man is want is a yes man, ie someone who, no matter how outrageous her suggestion, always nods and says, “oh that sounds good.” I don’t know if these guys have watched too many episodes of SATC, or if they’re [...]

A Valentine to my readers

Nothing says I loves y’all like a bouquet and a classic ballad, so here. Don’t say I never did nuthin’ for ya.

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Valentine’s Day Sweetheart: The Jealous Astronaut

If, like me, you grew up babysat not by living, breathing human beings but rather by the marvelously crude animated friends on the incredible flickering electric rectangle, you’ll love this.
We lost The Osmonds. We lost The Jackson Five. We lost The Partridge Family 2200AD . We lost Scooby Doo. We lost Josie and the Pussycats. We lost [...]

The Valentines Day gift that keeps on giving: belly dancing lessons for men

Words.
Fail.
Me.
From the brilliantly twisted mind and elegantly restrained pen of that Bob Newhart of British politics, Jon Henley in The Guardian:
In possibly life-changing Valentine’s Day news, we are pleased to report that the many and varied attractions of Birmingham have just been enhanced by the addition of all-male belly-dancing classes. According to the Birmingham Mail, belly-dancing [...]

Valentine’s how-to: the nastiest prank in the world

Maybe not the nastiest, come to think of it, as this only applies to those with sex lives that exist in the physical world and not just the universe of slash fic.
Inspot is a truly useful, life-saving website that helps those who’ve been infected with harmful diseases inform others of their risk and encourages a [...]

quiz: which fucking stupid goddam candy heart are you, and what’s it to YOU if I am?

No comment. NO fucking comment. Thanks, Stiletto Girl; thanks for nothing.

Your Candy Heart Says “Get Real”

You’re a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.You don’t lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.
Your ideal Valentine’s Day date: is all about the person you’re seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)
Your flirting style: [...]