65 thoughts on “war is not my language

  1. Daijinryuu says:

    Translation, please?!?

  2. raincoaster says:

    “War is not my language”

  3. brem says:

    or it could just be “Die you stupide Jews” ?

  4. raincoaster says:

    Martin, what an idiot you are.

  5. brem says:

    HEHEH thank you.

  6. brem says:

    Sorry, someone translated it for me and you are 100% accurate. You can remove my stupid comment ;-)

  7. raincoaster says:

    I’m not a remover of comments, but I think leaving yours all here lets people know you’re not too humble to learn, so that’s a better thing than just pretending you got it all along.

  8. brem says:

    Me neither, I leave stupid people’s comment on my blog too. But out of respect for the Jewish community, could you at least edit my somehow racial slur? :P

    If not, it’s fine… I don’t really care THAT much. :)

  9. raincoaster says:

    No, I’ll be leaving it. If you don’t want to be associated with remarks like that, don’t make them in the first place: I think it stands as a good example. And anyone who investigates down the comments thread can see your remorse. And the fact that, if they drop a comment they’re sorry for later, they’re going to be stuck with it.

  10. I sort of thought that comment was funny!

  11. raincoaster says:

    Well he didn’t appreciate the feedback; he don’t come round these parts no more…unless the MyBlogLog widget lieth.

  12. Yes, by the way, thanks for the My Blog Log. It’s a nifty little tool but I was wondering the same. Does it track who is currently reading your blog or who last read it?

  13. raincoaster says:

    It tracks who last read it; if a MBLer is on your blog, they’re on the sidebar, but I find they’re a minority of bloggers so that the widget moves slowly.

    It IS fun, though, especially checking out other people’s blogs. I dunno why mine isn’t clickable except on the links below the widget, but it’s cool to see people, especially ones I met at the Northern Voice blogging conference.
    *waves to Northern Voicers*

  14. billyobo says:

    ehhhh brim go to hell you bitch respect other peoples races and colores

  15. billyobo says:

    sorry about the faul language but my friennd is jew so shut up

  16. raincoaster says:

    Children, do you want me to ban you? Shut the fuck up, then, you twatsmear!

  17. Sonic says:

    I don’t get it.

  18. raincoaster says:

    Well, you wouldn’t unless you read more than just English. It’s all, like, Hebrew and shit.

  19. Sonic says:

    Who can read Hebrew? That’s like speaking Latin. So not cool.

    …and wow, Rainy Pooh. You responded to my comment within two minutes. O_O

  20. G Eagle Esq says:

    Snc “… speaking Latin…. not cool …”

    Your Grace

    Salve et Merhaba

    Harrumphus, Harrimpha, Harremphorum

    ScHockingissimus [sciocchinghissimo, for your Italian freond]

    Das geDammen und das geBlasten

    The perceptive Mlle Snc [doesn't Hebrew have no vowels] would NOT say this, if she’d got a well-paid job as a Latin Teacher for that kindly Little-Boots CHAPus [Caligula], who did so much to promote international co-operation and historical progress, when conquering Germania & the Ocean

    Es macht man denken, nee
    Das ist es, doch

    [It makes yer fink -- uhhh
    This is it, i'n'it]

    Carthago est DELENDA … or as Eeyore so sagely observed to Winnie the Pooh :

    “I don’t care who you blame,
    as long as you don’t blame me”

    Vale atque Allahismarladik

    L’Aigle le non-Cool

  21. raincoaster says:

    Quite so. Тя прави yer доноснича

  22. Sonic says:

    …What the heck?

  23. G Eagle Esq says:

    Vell – it’s almost (but not qvite) Russian

    Something like “Vous avez raison”

  24. raincoaster says:

    It makes yer fink. In Bulgarian.

  25. G Eagle Esq says:

    Das ist doch outRAGEous

    for eine Marchoinesse to outVit ein Eagle

    I have this problem continually und continuously with Mrs Lovely-Eagle

  26. Bunk Strutts says:

    The world would be a better place if we finished off all the Hassenpfeffers.

  27. Bunk Strutts says:

    Oop, I meant that as an absurd literal comment and not as a veiled slur. Lo siento.

  28. raincoaster says:

    Are you gonna finish that?

  29. Bunk Strutts says:

    Sure. Why not?

    …if we finished off all the hassenpfeffers, and had a round of Jaegermeisters with German Chocolate Cake.

  30. Sonic says:

    All I understood was the Lo Siento part.

  31. raincoaster says:

    No-one doubts that, dear.

  32. Sonic says:

    Rain was a good fellow
    But, she has a bad side
    Rain..plays the cello
    Rain was never very kind
    She always untied my shoe lace!
    I would trip and fall
    I often wished I could spray her with mace!
    My mom is a fat qhale, as rain would call
    My poetry sucks
    So cluckin’.

  33. Sonic says:

    Do yew want moar poetry?

    **I spelled it wrong on purpose**

  34. raincoaster says:

    Oh, I can barely contain my enthusiasm. Yew betcha.

  35. somebody says:

    lovin’ the fight !

    god i miss outsmarting asswipes.

    hm. rhymes.

    p.s. you, sir, are a good woman to subscribe to! coming from me, it means a lot! i found you via forum on some lady bitching about her 9-year-old seeing the word “shit” or something and i thought you were a guy!

    it’s just funny how back in my super-blogging days, some people thought i was a guy, too.

  36. Ms. Queenly says:

    Cool. War is not language…but I know how to speak it ;)

  37. raincoaster says:

    Great, why aren’t you in Afghanistan?

  38. Ms. Queenly says:

    You can’t read someone’s tone into a post but your reply seems serious. Well in the event that you took my comment seriously I just thought you should know…I was just kidding 0_o. I meant that I see war for what it is which is senseless brutality.

    FYI I actually don’t approve of the wars and wish they’d just give it a rest.

  39. Starseed says:

    Touché Raincoaster. I read it the same way as you.

  40. Ms. Queenly says:

    That’s great. I know people read things differently but I’d prefer to get a clarifying question before I’m labeled as a warmonger and stabbed with the sarcasm.

    I see what kind of blog this is. Serious on the politics (as we all should be)–no failed attempts at humor. My bad. Gotcha. Won’t post here anymore.

  41. raincoaster says:

    It’s great that you’re not defensive!

    Okay, seriously: your remark looked boasting and flippant, so that’s why I hit you with what I did. If you got stabbed with sarcasm for making nebulous, poorly-formed statements, I’m still good with it. It’s what we do here. Look before you leap or at least sack up and quit whining about it.

  42. raincoaster says:

    After all, it’s not as if there aren’t 40 comments above yours to sort of set the mood, right?

  43. Ms. Queenly says:

    Sorry can’t “sack up”. No balls honey. Don’t need or want any. I read the post itself–not the comments. I wasn”t sure whether or not they were bullshit–you know like on YouTube.

    I’ll look first next time. No need to be rude. I won’t argue with you about it. If that’s the way you read it–that’s the way you read it. And whoever else.

    Check your comment road rage. Later.

  44. raincoaster says:

    You admit you don’t read things and thus don’t know what’s going on? Okay, I believe you.

    It’s great that you’re not defensive about this. Still.

  45. [...] This is a perfect example of why I just need to get over it: [...]

  46. whozit says:

    i think you both speak war quite decently. with your own special flourishes and techniques of course ;)

  47. raincoaster says:

    Ha! That’s a good point.

  48. karmavore says:

    Apres moi las deluge.

  49. karmavore says:

    “Apres moi la deluge.”

    Can you delete the above comment as it’s irrelevant and contains a spelling mistake.

    Je jeste.

  50. raincoaster says:

    No worries. Las Deluge would be an AWESOME casino name, don’t you think?

  51. Sam says:

    how come on all the alien movies they are always one united race?? It’s weird that we make weapons to use on ourselves :\

    PS you’re smart

  52. salman1508 says:

    Hello rain coat! I am strugling to find what this blog is about, i think I am to stupid! :-p. But do help me understanding it.

  53. raincoaster says:

    Just read more posts. If necessary, read ALL of them.

  54. whozit says:

    uh…i have been recieving filth posts from a maverick in mt gmail…seems you have been eliminating them from your page here, good for you. how can i eliminate them from my mailbox and/or prevent further? signed trog-luddite

  55. raincoaster says:

    That’s easy. Gmail has a SPAM function; simply label the emails as spam when they come in (if you know the email address, you can set your filters so ALL emails from that address go to spam automatically). After a short “training” period, Gmail will automatically direct emails from that address to the spam file and you won’t see them.

    I’ve been sending all my generic trolls to Akismet spam on this blog (one of them got butthurt I smacked it down and posted my blog address to an entire FORUM devoted to lame trolling, and so I’ve been getting a lot of basement-dwelling, mentally defective randos posting “you suck” etc here; as each posts, I Spam it, with the consequence that all their future comments on WordPress blogs will also be sent to spam).

  56. hey says:

    “emily” when you gonna face your self? hope you do it before your ugliness becomes unbearable even to yourself. you will have few options left by then.

  57. raincoaster says:

    I spammed the comment. No worries, but thanks for the backup.

  58. I have borrowed this for a post on joy at the death of an individual.

  59. [...] Finally, to put me into context, from the bizarre blog of the very sensible Raincoaster:- [...]

  60. Matt Fisher says:

    That’s a rather enlightening and (occasionally accidentally) comical Comments string. I, too, am a fan of giving people enough rope to either macrame themselves a pot-hanger or hang themselves, whichever they so choose. Keep up the good work, and commentary, Raincoaster.

  61. love is my religion :) we should make a rap!
    (this is ziggy marleys reggae song by the way)
    thanks for your helpful comments

  62. raincoaster says:

    You’re welcome. Thanks for registering for the raincoaster media workshop updates. I’m going to be doing an online workshop in the next few weeks.

  63. polysensory says:

    Yo hablo Espanol un pequito, pero el guerro no es la lenga de mio!

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