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Fortean Times28 March. In 1979 there was a serious accident at the Three Mile Island nuclear plant in Pennsylvania, and although no meltdown occurred, public opinion began to turn against the whole American nuclear industry. In the film The China Syndrome, made before the incident, a character remarks that a cloud of waste could wreak death and destruction over 'an area the size of Pennsylvania.' Earlier in the year, a local magazine had run a fictional story called Meltdown at Three Mile Island, and they even got the date right, 28 March.

Googlewracking

Ladies and gentlemen, I have found it!

I feel like the Indiana Jones of the Internet. I, raincoaster, have at last, after a search of weeks, found the one true inet-cryptogasm. In defiance of my firm belief that there is nothing, no matter how awful, that does not have a fansite…

Jocelyne Wildenstein has no fansite.

Jocelyne Wildenstein

Imagine that! At least she's prettier than the Segway, and probably marginally more biodegradeable, too.

Oh, cautionary mentions abound, but where is the luv for this obviously (expensively) broken and reassembled woman?

It is a woman, right?

This is the closest thing to a fansite I could find on all the mighty internet:

http://www.celebritybattles.com/celeb/Jocelyn+Wildenstein

and it says:

Jocelyn Wildenstein does not currently have any other celebrity or celebrity pictures sites listed. Jocelyn Wildenstein does not currently have any other pictures.

and, most crushingly:

Battles in Which Jocelyne Wildenstein Competes:

Question: Which girl is hotter?

Ranking: 8395/8530

Me-yow!