Manhattanhenge: May 28

From Gothamist:ManhattanHenge!

Manhattan-what? Here, let's let the director of the Hayden Planetarium explain:

"Next Sunday and on July 13, the sun will fully illuminate every Manhattan cross street (not the curved or angled ones) on the street grid during the last 15 minutes of daylight, and it will set on each street's center line. The sight is breathtaking."

You know, of course, what the longterm effect will be? Centuries from now, puzzled archaeologists will conclude that ancient Manhattanites worshipped the sun; devotion was displayed in the common "Mystic" tans, and the city was laid out on a celestial grid. The festival known as "May Two-Four-Plus-Four" was the holiest of days.

Of course.

The Preakness: Barbaro injury

Updated to add report on the surgery:

RuffianBarbaro broke three bones in his right hind leg, and dislocated what was left of his fetlock to boot. One of the bones that fractured was the sesamoid bone; this is the bone that Ruffian broke in 1975, causing her to be put down. She's buried at the finish line in Belmont Park. When people ask for my sports heros, I always say "Ruffian, and they shot her." It's a little Thelma and Louise, but it's also quite true.

But meanwhile, back on topic, the sesamoid bone is particularly difficult to treat because it works like a pulley with the tendons sliding over it. Any disruption to the sesamoid means that the ankle essentially flops without control, allowing the leg to touch the ground, and loose bone shards can sever the tendons, which is an even more difficult injury to come back from. As well, the sesamoid bears several times the horse's body weight in pressure with each step, so it must be strong enough to stand up to pressure of several tons. The long healing period that could make this possible is the very thing that is impossible. Probably the best thing at this point would be to replace, rather than attempt to repair, the bone.

BarbaroUpdate: They've attempted to fuse the joint, which means he'll be able to walk but his racing days, of course, are over. It's as if his right rear leg will be wearing a high-heeled shoe for the rest of his life, while the others wear Nike Air. The entire pastern functions as a shock absorber, which you can see in dressage or in slow-motion replays of racing. Now all the shock will be directed to his hock and his hip, putting them at risk for future injuries, but a life at comfortable stud should be perfectly possible for him, provided he doesn't mess up his recovery.

Note that the actual reason Ruffian had to be put down was Hoof and leg bonesnot the sesamoid injury per se, but rather the damage she did to herself when she came out of anesthesia. Equine medicine has become much more sophisticated since then, but it remains to be seen what will happen with Barbaro. He is already walking. So far he's calm, and he appears to be very people-oriented, which helps him during convalescence. If they ultimately have to put him down, he's a stallion and they will undoubtably take the semen for AI purposes. In this diagram, the bones Barbaro broke are F, E, and D.

Barbaro at 2:1

Barbaro emerged from seven hours of surgery Sunday night to repair life-threatening injuries and "practically jogged back to the stall,'' said Dr. Dean Richardson, who performed the procedure a day after the colt broke his right rear leg in three places at the Preakness.

But Richardsonsays it's "a coin toss'' whether the Kentucky Derby winner will survive, even though surgery went well…

"You do not see this severe injury frequently because the fact is most horses that suffer this typically are put down on the race track," said Richardson, the chief of surgery for the center. "This is rare."

"It's about as bad as it could be," he added. "The main thing going for the horse is a report that his skin was not broken at the time of injury. It's a testament to the care given to the team of doctors on the track and [jockey] Mr. Prado on the racetrack."

Richardson outlined Barbaro's medical problems: a broken cannon bone above the ankle, a broken sesamoid bone behind the ankle and a broken long pastern bone below the ankle. The fetlock joint — the ankle — was dislocated.

"The aspects of the surgery will be dictated slightly by what we find," Richardson said. "But the bottom line is we will attempt to perform a fusion of that joint and to stabilize it and make it comfortable enough for him to walk on."

Blog o’ the Day: ‘Tomlinson v MI6’

This is what a spy looks like, peopleAnd why isn’t a blog by a disgruntled ex-MI6 employee, Russian defector and, evidently, completely vengence-obsessed, egomaniacal asshole bigger news? Because it is unfuckinggoogleable, that is why. Try it: google “Richard Tomlinson,” “blog” and any possible other combination. For a bog-standard Typepad blog, it’s pretty well invisible. I got to it only via googling ‘Richard Tomlinson v MI6’ which is what the Observer says it is called, which it is not btw, which led to a Romanian mirror site archive of Cryptome, which led to the blog. This is, like, way more cloak-and-dagger than most internet searches and, given the way Google works, cannot be accidental. Either Google is experiencing a significant failure or Google is overriding its searches even for people who don’t live in China…and with that, an internet icon falls. The reason people used Google in the first place was you couldn’t buy your way to the front of the line; that you can bully your way there, or bully another person off it, completely negates any advantage Google had. 

According to Cryptome, his first site got shut down when it posted a list of currently active MI6 agents. It’s too bad he doesn’t work for the White House; Rove didn’t even have to use vacation time to testify.

ADVISORY, not for publication:

We have been asked by the secretary of the Defence, Press and Broadcasting Advisory Committee to publish the following:

FOR THE ATTENTION OF ALL EDITORS FROM SECRETARY DEFENCE, PRESS & BROADCASTING ADVISORY COMMITTEE

I understand that a US-based website has today published on the internet a list which identifies a large number of SIS (MI6) officers.

Defence Advisory Notice No 6 asks editors and programme makers to seek advice before publishing such details unless they have been widely disclosed or discussed as such action could put lives at risk.

Departmental officers are examining how the damage of this disclosure can be minimised. While this is in progress, I would ask that editors do not
interpret the information in the website as being widely disclosed and do not, therefore, publish the address or the content of the website without
first contacting the D Notice Secretary, Rear Admiral David Pulvertaft

And here is the inevitable Wired story: File not found. Quel suprise. But, fortunately, archived on Cryptome again:

Secret service eliminates ex-spy’s Web site

A former James Bond wannabe had his Web site shut down by MI6 last week after threatening to expose some of Britain’s top secrets.

Richard Tomlinson’s site aimed to shake up and stir MI6 by identifying its officers and site locations around the world, according to a report in The Mail on Sunday. Tomlinson also warned that he would publish a book synopsis of his own MI6 career –- an act he was jailed for last year.

Top government law officer Anthony Hammond, got the injunction banning the site, which is based in Switzerland, where Tomlinson now lives.

The site, run by Lausanne ISP IPWorldcom, stated: “The objective of MI6 is to steal the secrets of other countries. Most of the secrets are stolen by MI6 officers working abroad under cover as British diplomats.”

The map of MI6 office sites was said to be “coming soon”.

Another page showed Tomlinson wearing a silly hat and grinning in front of the MI6 headquarters at Vauxhall Cross in London.

When the site was opened up it played the theme tune to Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

Last week, Tomlinson said he would appeal against the injunction.

Meanwhile, the cheeky Web wizard had switched the pages to a site run by California-based Geocities.com. Again he was closed down after the Swiss injunction was pointed out to Geocities.

According to Tomlinson, MI6 was breaking the law around the globe by its activities, as well as playing with his liberty.

“They are trying to obstruct my freedom to travel and I have already been banned from entering France, the USA and Australia,” he told the MoS.

“There would be no need to put up this Web site if they stopped messing me about. I have already lost one job by being prevented from entering France.” ®

And here is the story in the Observer that got my attention in the first place. Handing Polly Toynbee her ass is just gonna have to wait for now…

Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service is bracing itself for a fresh series of security leaks about its operations on an internet blog launched by a former top-ranking MI6 officer.

Richard Tomlinson who was jailed in 1998 for breaching the Official Secrets Act, has been quiet since fleeing to Russia in 2001 to publish a book about covert MI6 activities. He is back now and seems intent on taking revenge on the secret service which sacked him in 1995.

Tomlinson, who claims he now lives in the South of France and works as a yacht broker, began the blog last month with a warning: ‘Let the game begin…’

Note, as well, that none of the stories contain links to his actual blog. Which we here at raincoaster global HQ, of course, do.

UPDATE: Blog go bye-bye. Quel Suprise. Still, there’s always Google Cache, isn’t there.

UPDATE UPDATED: Cryptome is reporting that the blog has been shut “by request of HMG which bluffed craven US-based Typepad.com.” No source given for that information; I haven’t had any replies to my emails to Typepad, although on a long weekend I’d be surprised if I see anything at all before Monday. The latest upload of the MI6 spreadsheet that is extant is on Cryptome, from July 31st of this year.

PSA: 6/6/06 festEVIL

Some of my readers will realize just why this lies so close to my wee, shrivelled heart. Of course it has its own blog here which is where all blame for the English that follows should be directed. We thank you for your attention to this matter.

FestEVIL banner

F E S T E V I L
transnational noize fest

june 6 2006
6:06:06 o'clock in the pm

around the public library
vancouver bc canada
&
everywhere else

buckets of spoons, tap shoes, pots & pans, drums, horns, crappy drivetrains, trombones, alarm clocks, nagging, cell phone ringtones, operatic manifestos, caterwauling, velcro, tsk-tsks…noize is all these & more. produce it on bikes bodies big things or little things, electric or accoustic or flavoured. screaming is understandable.
to participate in festEVIL, simply emit evil sounds at 6:06:06. since it is a decentralized event, any place in space is a good spot. the mother festEVIL is in a place called oakland.

from your desk, from your tub, from your roof, from your belly. feed the din.

OR, BRING YOUR NOIZY ASS DOWN TO THE LIBRARY

central branch,
homer
& robson
& georgia
& hamilton
streets

& help make the densest, hellest festEVIL north of the 49th parallel. come 5:30ish or earlier or later; however, refrain from commencing noize until precisely 6:06:06.

psh!
at that time you will begin the din***

the 00scillation 00rkestra will audibly materialize out of thin air, as will the PIT. PIT noizicians are stationary. 00rkestra noizicians are mobile, & usually wheeled. bike trailers are encouraged; you may carry your own noize or PIT members if you so desire.

***there is no conductor. therefore we MUST sychronize our watches.
***the concert will go on for as long as we noizicians hear fitting.
***you should supply your own power source if needed.

pa!
MAKING A BEAST

some orchestras have string sections, wind, rhythm. we have Beast, child of PIT & 00rchestra. if you are PIT & you would like to help make a Beast, find a trailer before 6pm, make evil introductions & perhaps you will be invited to climb in.

ghrlooombh mbh kktkttkshsktt mb mnhnn!

festEVIL beckons musicians noizicians bikers humans & buzzing insects of all types. we must make our own evil to defeat it.

Operation Global Media Domination: it’s better to be a pirate than to join the navy

Golly, wonder who said that? In any case, Steve got hisself pirate-jacked at the opening of the Apple Store in Manhattan. Courtesy of Gawker. And I, of course, totally wish I'd thought of that. Must be off as soon as I Mapquest all computer stores in the Lower Mainland.

Bucky punks Steve

With all the “excitement” at the new Apple store on Friday, no one seemed to notice the perpetually wandering Bucky Turco, who managed to con his way past the line and get into the store before the masses. Once inside, he hit as many computers as he could, changing all of their browser homepages to his website, AnimalNewYork.com. A great method of free advertising, and probably the only way to ensure that Kevin Bacon sees your blog.