Or period of unemployment. You know, tanning always bores me senseless; I suddenly discover that I have a need to pee every 15 minutes, my book is dull (the same book that is fascinating indoors) and there are all these tiny little critters with far too many legs outdoors. Perhaps I should start my day with one of these fine drinking games instead of my usual coffee and oatmeal; it would at least keep me occupied, and might keep me motionless after a time. Beer has oats in it, right? And whiskey has rye. Excellent!
Anyway, here is a roundup of drinking games, courtesy of that beacon of responsibility in hive mind, Wikipedia. One notes, with regret, one does, that they do not list my own family's contribution to the sport: The Grinch Drinking Game.
The Grinch Drinking Game is quite simple. Watch "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" and take a drink every time they say "Hoo." Since they say it eighteen times in the theme song and they sing the theme song three times in the show, no-one has ever made it all the way through or if they did they do not remember.
We assume no liability. Or intelligence.
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- Bartok (game)
- Beer Die
- Beer Hunter
- Beer Mile
- Beer pong
- Beer pong (paddles)
- Beer pong variations
- Beeramid
- Blates
- Boat race (game)
- Bottle polka
- Bouncing coins
- Buffalo (drinking game)
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- Campus 14
- Caps (drinking game)
- Captain Paf
- Chicken Finger Drinking Game
- Circle of Death (drinking game)
- Cross the River
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- Seven-Eleven Doubles
- Shotgun Centurion
- Shotgunning
- Silent football
- Sink the Titanic
- Slam pong
- Sloshball
- Snap-dragon (game)
- Spoof (game)
- Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
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- Tablero da Gucci
- Template:Drinking games
- Ten Minute Warning (drinking game)
- The Barley Mow
- Thunderdome (drinking game)
- Touch cup (drinking game)
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Over the past couple of days (actually since the World Cup madness began, with the ceremonial flight of the hair gel) the blog has been hit by 500% more comments than it has ever received before, the vast majority being brief expressions of gratitude for what an "inform site" I have. I thank you all, and for the sake of brevity have condensed the 40 latest comments below.
Well the first thing you need to know is that the official beer is Budweiser and the official food supplier is McDonald's, so bring your own supplies. Since you're a socialist, bring enough to share; you might even convert a few desperate capitalist swine, particularly the toffs, who would rather die (or convert to socialism) rather than snarf Big Macs and wash them down with Bud, Lite or Hevy. You can flush them out by flourishing strawberries and Champagne; co-op grown and bottled only, please.
the 1960s; growing up, soccer and socialism were the main topics of discussion in the Black household. Conversations at the dinner table moved seamlessly between football and politics, England’s chances in the World Cup and the NDP’s chances in the upcoming election.
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