As opposed to the mere link which I posted back in April.
And boy, was she pissed off! Ba-dump-dum.
And if you don’t know who Archie is, shame on you. Doncha gots Google where you live?
The ongoing fe/male red-haired Figwit-person debate continues. Is there a fansite yet?
A Hollywood producer of whom nobody outside the office ever heard has sent his movie’s star a “Dear Crack Ho” letter.
As always, The Smoking Gun is on the scene.
Dear Lindsay,
Since the commencement of principal photography of Georgia Rule, you have frequently failed to arrive on time to the set. Today, you did not show for work (all day). I am now told you don’t plan to come to work tomorrow because you are “not feeling well”. You and your representatives have told us that your various late arrivals and absences from the set have been the result of illness; today we were told it was “heat exhaustion”. We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so called “exhaustion”. We refuse to accept bogus excuses for your behavior.
To date, your actions on Georgia Rule have been discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional. You have acted like a spoiled child and in so doing have alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality of this picture. Moreover, your actions have resulted in hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage. We will not tolerate these actions any further.
If you do not honor your production commitments, including your scheduled call time for tomorrow, and any call times thereafter, we will hold you personally accountable. This means that in addition to pursuing full monetary damages, we will take such other action as we deem necessary to preserve the integrity of the Georgia Rule Production as well as Morgan Creek‘s financial interests. I urge you to take this letter seriously and conduct yourself professionally.
James G. Robinson
CEO, Morgan Creek ProductionsCC: T. Brenhan
B.Lourd
R. Levitt
J. Sloan
R. Levy
J. Weinberg
D. Lohan [notice they got Mom in the last line]
L. Zelnick
All hail Gawker, channelling the immortal SPY:
Note To Every Twenty-Year-Old Whose Grasp Of History Extends No Further Back Than 2004: We are not ripping off Andrew Hearst. We have a tremendous amount of respect for Andrew Hearst and always find his projects witty and humorous, but we’re sure he’d be the first to admit that the magazine cover parody did not originate with him. We are, in fact, ripping off Spy. Thank you for your attention.
Have you got your Golden Mermaid for the long weekend yet? Gawd knows, you don’t wanna run out. Those last-minute dashes to the Quickie Mart for more fresh Florida Cryptids are such a PIA!
Surely by now you should know you can meet all your life’s needs and wants on eBay! Thanks to Sploid for this Sploidariffic wish list stuffer.
MERMAID or SEA MONSTER?
While exploring desolate areas of Fort Desoto Beach at the southern end of St. Petersburg, here in Florida, I came upon a rather startling discovery. Before me lay what at first appeared to be a very large strange fish. Shocked and amazed, I realized I had found another [another???] mermaid or sea monster.
…Laying on a fresh natural bed of seaweed, this creature of the sea looks out as if still alive. What killed this mystery from the depths?
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Looking over her gracefull body, I realized what a special creature she must had been in life. Was she the missing link between primates and fish? In time, what would evolution had shaped this creature to be?
I sat there thinking for awhile and realized I must get this mermaid back home. I could always ponder later.
…I have drilled a small hole in the back of the head so that it can be hung up on a wall for display. [bonus! My living room decor will never be the same!]
I have the right to reject any bidders for several reasons of my own choosing.
Including, perhaps, an all-too-literal-minded enslavement to petty Federal and International advertising regulations?
Y’all got me a birthday present, right?
raincoaster 