From Aftenposten, via Fark
Defamer agrees. And so does this guy, with a little help from Boris Vallejo.
Boris Vallejo – 1991 – Unicorn
Hey, is that Posh Spice?
Now this is what I’m talking about. Nobody does amazon women and mythical creatures like Boris Vallejo. Look at the teeth, the fire, the pure unbridled passion. Why oh why does the Institute of Art in Chicago continue to ignore such masterpieces as this?
Does such a woman such as this truly exist? I recently took a voyage to the Amazon to find one of these scantily clad vixens, but ran out of luck. This photo here represent to me the true behavior of the unicorn. He’s mean, tempermental, and his nostrils breath fire. However, Soccer Moms such as the Unicorn Lady seem to push the agenda that all unicorns prefer sitting on grassy hiltops rather than warfare. I strongly dissagree. But, since I am a glutton for the one horned beast, I cannot say I do not enjoy the Unicorn Lady… we still share the same love. Please check out her site and share in her passion. Did you know the Unicorn Lady used to be a Principal’s secretary for a public school in San Diego?
I can see the unicorn screensaver on her computer right now, as the high school boys snicker at her as they pass by…
Note: unicorns are not cool enough to deserve the Squid Tag, Borises notwithstanding.
We’re the last of the superheros. When the world is really screwed up, who do they count on to settle things down?
We’ll be getting the call from Beirut any day now.
Let no nation claim a monopoly on jingoistic superheroism. Right, Robin?
Really, is there a Seventies song that cannot be improved by the addition of a little heroin and a lot of pent-up domestic rage?
Apparently not. From BoingBoing, although they featured the Google vid and I hate those. “Buffering” my ass; they’re just sitting there laughing at you through your webcam.
Nathan sez, “The band features Kristopher Schau, who also is also lead singer of The Cumshots. They made headlines two summers ago during the Quart Festival in Norway by featuring a live sex show by members of Fuck For Forest – a porn company that donates its profits to forestry charities.”
Sometimes the burden of blogging rests very heavy on my shoulders. Times such as now. Which to choose for Quote o’ the Day:
“hey, just so you know, I don’t really have an abnormally shaped penis“
or
“Jonathan’s a creepy urinater”
Since they’re both from the same post, Male workplace restroom etiquette leads to scientific breakthrough, I’ll just leave them here and solicit your preferences in the comments.
I know you like it in the comments.
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